One-shots avengers captured/tortured

Stony's a THING?!?

It was a quiet day for the avengers, movies were the main event. Sam was occupying one half of the sofa becoming more and more annoyed Clint the other half the source of the annoyance telling Sam bird puns in a low tone Nat was on a chair by herself sharpening some knives ,as you do, Bruce was on the other sofa reading some sort of ScienceGeek book next to Bucky who was intently watching the film Steve was out getting milk at the shops and Tony well..
THEN they heard
"Urgh yes..yes..fa.ster"
"Ye.s..urgh.."
They Were the only sounds coming from Tony's bedroom the avengers were trying to watch  the famed movie 'gaurdins of the galaxy' but starks moans were so loud
The solution they'd come up with :ignoring the problem, was not working anymore, making them all more agitated by the second until Clint Barton had had ENOUGH
"STARK WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN!"
The avengers stopped what they were doing Clint had stopped the puns to shout, Sam stopped becoming agitated, Natasha stopped knife sharpening, Bruce looked up from his book Bucky paused the movie.

"Sorry" Steve replied slightly muffled by the door "my bad" Tony was heard to say
The avengers resettled the puns returned sams growl resurfaced the knife began to sharpen the Book was picked up the movie unpaused

"WAIT WHAT!"
the avengers did a double take That was Steve's voice! "That was.." Sam turned to his fellow avengers checking he hadn't misheard when he was returned with slackjawed nods he knew he had heard right!

Bucky was the first to react he leaped from the sofa marching straight up to Tony's room the others in tow "STEVEN GRANT ROGERS OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!"
No response then a Steve sounding whine  "noooo"
"Punk"
"Jerk!" Steve retaliated
Natasha shoved Bucky aside he was hogging the door and yelled herself "ANTHONY EDWARD STARK OPEN THIS DOOR!"
"Tony no!" A muffled Tony shouted back
"Tony Yes!" Pepper shouted from behind Nat surprising even the assassins with her presence
A squeak than "Tony Yes...hold on!"

Meanwhile on the doors other side
"What do we do" a now fully dressed Steve hisses "we use the backup" An almost dressed Stark retorted back eye rolling  "you could have kept it down" Steve whispered aggressively "Soooory but I thought you liked my moaning your name Captain Stevie~" was Starks sexual reply Steve felt his face go bright red before he could reply though Tony unlocked the door ,still closed and walked now fully dressed to his wardrobe...INSIDE it and didn't come out "Tony?" Steve asked confused going to the wardrobe himself opening it "typical Tony" he laughed the back panel was missing an escape! a tunnel and their beaming like a kid on Christmas was Tony "w.Why?" "You never know when or where you'll be when shit happens" "Language" Steve said halfheartedly chuckling Tony led Steve down the tunnel "where are we going?" "Circling. We'll end up outside my room behind the Others" Steve smirked "Let's go then"

Meanwhile
Tony had been AGES opening the door Bucky was banging his fist repeatedly on the door everyone getting more and more annoyed at him AND the situation "TONY HURRY UP!"
Clint yelled loosing it "WOULD YOU STOP THAT!" He turned to Bucky who stopped immediately
"Are they still in their?" Tony asked from behind them "yep" Bruce said popping the P
"Wow that's commitment!" Steve said also from behind them "Your telling me!" Bucky grumbled then...

It

Hit

Them

They spun around faster than Flash! (Crossover 😏)
"WHAT!"
"What are you guys doing their?" Natasha said utterly shocked  "your in their" Bruce pointed dumbfounded at the door Natasha grasper the handle and to everyone's (well nearly everyone's) surprise the door easily swung open and Tony and Steve weren't their  "No I wasn't in their? Were you?" Steve asked Tony "No I was in my lab" "I was in the training room" Steve and Tony were trying SO hard to suppress their smirks at their teammates faces "WAIT You though i was in there with HIM!" Steve pointed incredulous at Tony "with him!" Tony echoed both 'outraged' at the accusation
The Avengers (Bar 2) rushed into the room searching for well...they didn't know...evidence?? Clint under the bed Bruce the desk Natasha checked the wardrobe "Aha!" She said "theirs a panel missing and a tunnel behind it!" The Avengers flocked to the wardrobe peering in "Aha!" They turned back to the door where Tony and Steve Were standing Their triumphant smirks dropped when THEY WERE standing their
Tony and Steve were NOWHERE to be found!
The end~