A Series Of Incidents (Katsuki Bakugou x reader)

[THIRTY THREE]

"Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying?" I sing to myself, as I stroll casually down the corridors of UA. School has just finished, Uraraka is back (and it's partially thanks to mE), and my grades are actually sky rocketing, due to a certain explosive boy's excellent tutoring.

Yeah, he may have taken one look at my science test result and screamed at me that he'd get me to understand chemistry if it killed him.

Honestly, the only thing important to know about science is the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, in my opinion.

"MmmmmmOHMYGOD! STOP FUCKING LYING!" I reach my favourite part, and wheeze silently to myself.

I fucking love vines. But amazing times call for truly amazing songs. As I walk out of the exit, a large, shit eating kind of grin on my face, I start to sing again; this time, one that people will very clearly recognise.

"Young man! There's no need to feel down, I said, YOUNG MAN! Pick yourself off the ground, I said, YOUNG MAN! Cuz you're in a new town, there's no NEED! TO! BE! UNHAPPY!" I kick a random stone, my smile growing by the second. "Young man! There's a place you can go, I said, YOUNG MAN! When you're short on your dough, you can STAY THERE! And I'm sure you will find many WAYS! TO! HAVE! A GOOD TIME!"

I spin down the street, probably looking like a drunk raccoon.

"IT'S FINE TO STAY AT THE YMCA!!!! IT'S FINE TO STAY AT THE YMCA!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE EVERYTHING, THAT YOU'RE MEANT TO ENJOY!!! YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH ALL THE BOYS, IT'S FINE TO STAY AT THE YMCA!!!! IT'S FINE TO STAY AT THE YMCA!!!-"

"Frizzy?"

I stop in mid lyric, completely and utterly frozen in shock and embarrassment.

Shit.

I turn around, my eye twitching, and my face the expression of that one moment in Naruto when Kakashi got a new copy of Icha Icha Paradise.

"... hi?" I squeak, my hand shaking as I wave meekly.

Katsuki stands there for a couple more seconds, his mouth agape, before the most ridiculous, unreal, unreassuring, unpredictable thing happens known to the human race.

Bakugo Katsuki starts to laugh.

It's my turn for my jaw to hit the floor, as he clutches his stomach, laughing his head off.

What the fuck? AM I AWAKE??? I AM CONFUSION. AMERICA EXPLAIN.

"Frizzy... you looked... so... fucking stupid!!" he cackles, bending over.

Oh. That's why. I didn't know what I expected... Ok, Boomer.

Standing there, feeling like a fucking idiot, I watch with uncertainty, nervousness and a fair amount of pride for achieving the impossible.

"Well, I'm glad I amused you," I finally say, with an evident tone of sarcasm.

He lifts his head, not bothering to try cover up the shit eating grin that's now on his face. "Damn it, Frizzy," he chuckles, striding towards me, "you're an idiot."

"Why thank you, but that is incorrect. Because aCCordInG tO tHe ENCYCLOPEDIA of the dldnstwqktstotkdyyl-"

"Ah, ah," his deep, alluring and rough voice cuts me off. A finger lands on my lips, silencing me almost instantly. I look up, to find Katsuki dangerously close to my face, still smirking...

... and stILL AS SEXY AS FUCK, GODDAMN IT- TAKE ME NOW DADDY-

Stop, stOP, STOP! STOP, BITCH YOU BETTER STOP! STOP!-

Yeah, I need to stop.

"You don't get to talk right now," he whispers, sending shivers up my spine.

oH yEs dAdDy-

OH MY GOD, NO. NO, NO, NO.

"Why do you get to talk then, you sexy bitch?" I blurt out.

Oh fuck. FUCK. I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

He raises an eyebrow, and slowly removes his digit off my mouth, making me bite my lip. Why is this scary yet turning me on at the same time?

"So!" he suddenly scoffs triumphantly, "You finally admitted it, then! About time, you stubborn bastard!"

What the hell-?

FUCKING BURNT CHICKEN NUGGETS.

And my day was going so well...

I slap my forehead, and let out a loud, exasperated groan, as he just stands there mockingly. "I knew you'd come around," he states casually.

"LEAVE!" I yell, pointing in the opposite direction to the train station.

He deadpans; "You fucking idiot." His expression darkens, as he yells back, even louder, "I NEED TO GET TO THE FUCKING STATION SO I CAN GET HOME, YOU STUPID PRICK! THE OLD HAG WANTS ME HOME FOR MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY!"

Jesus, he puts my loudest shouting to shame. "Ok, ok," I raise my hands weakly in surrender, "fine. I give up. Ok. Whatever."

Katsuki scoffs again, before grabbing my arm, and pulling us both in the direction of the station.

"I can actually walk-" I attempt to object, but the look on his face shuts me up in record time. I let him drag me to the station with little resistance.

Shrinking into my shoulders, as we wait for his train, I realise that the last time I was here with Katsuki, Katsuki and I... Ah fuck, what's the best way to describe it? A friendship breakup?

"Funny, isn't it?" I decide to remark.

"What is?" he snaps in return.

"The last time we were here, we had a huge argument, and didn't look at each other for a week." I state softly, my shoulders slumping slightly. His gaze tears into me as I watch for the train.

"Guess we'd better get rid of those shitty memories, huh?" he finally says, after a pause. I turn to him, confused, as his train comes into view.

"How?" I ask plainly, as he looks at me, and his face catches me off guard.

Katsuki looks... sad? No, that's the wrong word... regretful is more suitable. But also, there's a countable mix of determination in there. "You'll see," he replies enigmatically, as the train pulls into the station.

As I watch in confusion, the doors open, he steps inside calmly, before turning around to face me, his expression leaving no clue as to what he's going to do.

I'm a puzzled human right now. However, nothing in this whole damn world could ever prepare me for what happens next.

"Kiss?" Katsuki casually asks.

Ok, but that consent. Consent is important kids.

Wait... Fuck, I'm nodding-

So, with one hand, Katsuki grabs my tie, effectively tugging me forwards, and then my lips are met with a warm, rough sensation that can only be one surface: Katsuki Bakugo's extremely talented mouth.

Katsuki is kissing me.

My whole train of thought falls off it's tracks; my brain short circuits like Kaminari just shocked me; my body freezes like Elsa's just got pissed with me; my hands shake like Iida's phone ringing.

I've never been so aware yet out of touch in the same moment.

All of a sudden, after about five seconds, my lips are released, as is my tie, and I stumble back, staring in shock. The doors close before I can see his face, and my legs drop to the floor from shaking before I can chase after the train.

He kissed me.

Katsuki kissed me.

A/n: bout time Katsuki you tsundere bastardo

I'm sorry it was so long before y'all actually decided to kiss but lmao writing a kiss scene for Katsuki is harddddd asf.