A Series Of Incidents (Katsuki Bakugou x reader)

[TWENTY FOUR]

A/n: how the goddamn fuck did this get to 1k reads so fast wtf

But honestly thank you y'all, as mentioned in a previous chapter, this wasn't meant to be long but it happened anyway and I'm kinda glad ngl. So a huge thank you to everyone has has taken their time out of their day to read this piece of internet trash uwu

"Somebody once told me, the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed," I mumble to myself, as I stare at the table in front of me. Katsuki and I are in a very fancy restaurant, which way more than my budget, waiting for our food to come. 

"So, you fucking moron," Katsuki barks, as he glares at a random person. "What's next?"

"Underground flood tunnels," I inform him, and then give him an annoyed look. "And could you not? It's against the law to interrupt All Star."

"Fuck off."

"No you."

There's a pause, as I take a second to glance out of the window, my mind slowly drifting to (C/N).

Considering everything that's happened over the past couple of months, I've been super busy, basically unable to see him.

But that little fucker holds a special place in my heart; so, I make a mental note to go see him as soon as I'm back form this trip. Maybe it would be good even to spend the break with him. 

(C/N) and I didn't meet when we were kids, in fact I wasn't aware of his existence until his parents' death. I'd been sent a very formal email from the social workers in Philadelphia (where he used to live) to offer if he was eligible to go into my care once I was old enough. 

Now, I knew nothing about this kid, but I wasn't about to turn him down, since I already knew that my parents didn't have the time for another child.

So, I accepted. Like the good little human I was.

He was placed in an orphanage, and my first meeting with him was a bit awkward. First off, he was very hesitant and stubborn; it reminded me vaguely of Katsuki. Secondly, he wouldn't quit asking why my parents couldn't take him in. 

Cliche as it sounds, I knew he was too young to understand, so to shut him up, I agreed to get him a limited edition set of Thomas the Tank Engine. 

Now I just have to wait until I'm of age, so then I can take him in. 

"You've got that look on your face again." Katsuki mutters, "the one where you're overthinking shit again."

"I mean, it's just a muse, but what if Trump and Putin were actually fuck buddies-"

"For fuck's sake," Katsuki groans, pressing a hand to his forehead in annoyance. "You're a fucking crackhead." 

"Mmm. I should count how many times you've told me that." I muse, drawing little circles on the table with my finger. A buzz in my back pocket alerts me to a notification, and I pull it out, to see something form YouTube. "Holy shit," I murmur, my eyes lighting up. "You think I'm on crack? The YouTube algorithm is on crack."

I click on the video, as Katsuki furrows his eyebrows, and asks me what I'm even going to watch. I reply that he's welcome to watch it as well, and that it's a song based off All Star...

... except it's Todoroki. 

"Somebody once told me, it's your power Todoroki,

Your mother burnt your face then she left."

"Did you know that?" I stutter at the last line. Katsuki shushes me, already engrossed in the video.

"Endeavour's turned numb, cuz of the glares from his son,

But he still screams Shoto like a crackhead."

Wheezing, I smack me hand into the table; "Oh this is art."

"Well, the years start comin and they don't stop comin,

"You're all alone and your siblings are annoying.

"It didn't make sense to use your flames,

"And Endeavour's the only one to blame.

"So much to burn, so much to freeze,

"So what's wrong with takin the backstreets?

"You'll never know if you don't go

"You'll never burn if you don't glow."

"This..." Katsuki trails off, as he stares at the screen of my phone, which is showing rare footage of Todoroki fortnite dancing. "What the fuck?..."

"Hey now, you're Todoroki,

"Go smooth talk Midoriya, go play.

"Hey now, you're Todoroki,

"Everyone knows that you're gay.

"And all that's yaoi is gold.

"Everyone knows why you're so cold."

"I," I begin, as the video closes, "am learning every single damn word to that song. And I'm going to sing it to Todoroki in front of the whole fucking class."

"(Y/N), tell me you aren't fucking serious-"

"I'm ALWAYS serious, Katsuki," my eyes shine in a demonic fashion. 

"No you're fucking not. You crack a lame ass joke every five seconds and then laugh about it by yourself because no one else thinks you're fucking funny."

"Leave me alone," I cry, letting my head drop on to the table with a loud bang; this causes most of the people around us to turn and stare, and Katsuki whacks me around the back of my head with the menu. 

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"Why the fuck are you Naruto running in here as well?" the next day, Katsuki's voice bounces off the walls of the huge chamber, as he holds my phone up to film. 

"Why the fuck not?" I reply, continuing my amazing sprinting skills.

The flood tunnels in Saitama City are truly a sight to behold; they are massive halls, for the purpose of flooding. If there is a particularly large amount of rainfall, then all of the water will travel down form being gathered in carefully constructed cross ways of water to be deposited into these large spaces.

It's still wet, and there's some mud lying around from the last time there was a flood here. 

It's super well engineered. I can't understand how this thing is so big for the life of me. Apparently there's an even bigger one that we're going to visit later. I can't imagine it, this one could fit Mount lady in here no problem. 

"Frizzy, you really don't have to do this for everywhere you go, do you?"

"Shut up." 

"The fuck you say to me?!" within seconds, he's dropped my damn phone, and is rushing towards me, anger written all over his face. This time, I don't even have the energy to try and runaway, and eventually let myself get tackled. 

"This is nostalgic," I mutter, as he hovers over me, pinning my wrist behind my back, as I lie stomach front on the dirty floor. Katsuki makes a sound of agreement, as he slowly pulls himself off me. "I would've totally bitch slapped you if you'd stayed on me for one more damn second. Just saying."

"You're stupid."

"No you."

"WOULD YOU STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT?!"

A/n: once again, huge thanks to everyone who reads this! TAKE MY AGGRESSIVE LOVE MY FELLOW BAD BITCHES **yeets it at y'all**