A Series Of Incidents (Katsuki Bakugou x reader)

[FIFTEEN]

"Alien Queen" has created the chatroom "(Y/N)'s Tea Group"

"Alien Queen" has added "Floating Away", "Frogs Not People", "Definition of Pure", "Daddy Issues" and you

(Y/N):
What the fuck is this

Alien Queen:
GASP
(Y/N) HOLD YOUR TONGUE
MIDORIYA IS ON THIS CHAT

(Y/N):
OMG NOOOOOOOOO
IZUKU MY BABY
DON'T READ IT
UDLDLDKHDLDHKDHKDKHF

Floating Away:
???
What's this?

Daddy Issues:
I am trying to hate my dad
Go away

(Y/N):
No offence Todoroki, but you do that period

Frogs Not People:
True

Daddy Issues:
Ashido
What is this?

(Y/N):
Lmaooo he completely ignored us
Smdkksksiksssksksksksi

Alien Queen:
It's my favorite insomniac's tea group that's what it is
cUz I hEaRd mY sLEeP dePrIvED bAbY wAs cRyIng yEsTerDaY
whO dO i hAvE tO kIlL

(Y/N):
Mina you don't need to kill anyone other than Donald Trump

Floating Away:
Or Hitler!

Definition of Pure:
Uraraka... H-Hitler is already dead...

(Y/N):
hoW tHe fUcK dO yOu stUTtEr whEn yOu tExT???

Alien Queen:
I TOLD YOU TO HOLD YOUR TONGUE

Definition of Pure:
Kacchan told me to go f*** myself yesterday... how would you even do that?

Alien Queen:
...

Floating Away:
...

Frogs Not People:
...

(Y/N):
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Daddy Issues:
(L/N) stop making that face this instance
This is a national emergency

Floating Away:
Why would Bakugo say that to Deku???

Frogs Not People:
Because Bakugo clearly hates Midoriya for some reason

(Y/N):
fOr sOmE reASoN

Daddy Issues:
They have an inferiority complex

Definition of Pure:
Guys! Let's not talk about Kacchan... he wouldn't like it...

Alien Queen:
Ah but that's what I created the group for
I believe SOMEONE on here has the hots for blasty boy

Frogs Not People:
Well it's not me

Floating Away:
Why would I...?

Definition of Pure:
Kacchan would kill me!