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zach 🌠

miami ☀️

miami

you had no right to call me crazy

frick, whY aM i cRazY

zach

you're scary

and i didn't say that, the boys are all liars

miami

how else do you think i scare the boys away?

and you sure?

jonah sent me this

zach

oh friCk

you see, jonah's really good at editing photos

i did not say that

miami

i'd rather trust jonah than you

zach

sorry what?

you'd trust someone you met today over your soulmate?

miami

yep

zach

i will not forgive you

miami

you called me crazy

really really crazy

zach

are you actually mad?

miami

do you think i'm mad?

zach

no, it's all an act

miami

i'm on my fucking period you idiot

so i'm obviously 100000000x mad

zach

oh shit, no way

i don't know what to do

i live in a family where my younger sister has not gotten her period yet 

i know nothing about girls on periods

besides the fact that they're biatches

miami

sorry what?

zach

nevermind

that was not me

it was autocorrect

i'm so so so so sorry 

do you want some pads?

i'll bring you some

or do you use tampons?

peace offering

i need your address 

please?

miami

no, you were rude, you don't get my address

zach

i'm so sorryyyyy

i'll bring you peace offerings

what brand do you use

hello?

miami?

MIAMI?

MIAMI?

okay you're not answering

this is stupid

okay, i'll figure it out myself 

expect me to be at your doorway asap        

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