✓ 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦┊z. herron

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𝗭𝗔𝗖𝗛

zach 🌠

sunshine ☀️

zach

hey, just to let you know, i'm not that dumb

miami

you sure?

zach

yeah hit me

miami

no problem

i'll do it right away when i see you next time 

zach

whaT?!

miami

wait there will be a next time right?

zach

no

i mean yeah, but no for the hit me part

i meant hit me as in give me a problem

miami

oh. fuck. oops. oh well i'll do it anyways

TECHNICALLY you did say hit me

zach

no! don't do that

i have very sensitive skin

miami

sure, sure

anyways, i'm glad you left before my parents got home

because they got home just after you left

zach

why are you glad?

miami

because, you see, i haven't told them about you

zach

no way

miami

well, i thought you didn't tell your parents, right?

zach

okay, you got me there, my parents don't know either

but hey! shouldn't they at least know about me?

you know, about how hot i am and how much you LURVE ME 

miami

okay, let me stop you there

zach

but i wasn't done

miami

i really don't want to hear it zachary

zach

you hurt my feelings

miami

oh you'll forgive me

zach

that is true, i will

miami

i have you wrapped around my finger

hate to break it to you zach, but you're whipped

zach

i didn't say that

miami

technically, you did, but in other words

zach

no

miami

i'm not going to play that game with you

i have to go, my shift at june's starts in 20

zach

okay, bye miami

☁

𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎

miamifort

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you better keep your promise @imzachherron

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imzachherron: what promise?

miamifort: @imzachherron you know, the one where i can hit you

imzachherron: @miamifort i told you, i have sensitive skin

miamifort: @imzacheherron yeah, and everyone believes you

username: we stan this relationship

username: @username WHAT IF they are soulmates? they just started hanging out with each other and they're both almost 18

username: @username you got your facts wrong, miami's 16
username: @username still, that's not my point

imzachherron: you better give me those glasses or i will break into your house and steal themi'll take your ridiculous collection of nike shoes while i'm at it
miamifort: @imzachherron you wouldn't, and don't touch my shoes. i will hit you more
imzachherron: @miamifort yes i would, you should sleep with one eye open miami

miamifort: @imzachherron haha you wouldn't dare do that, you'd ruin your perfect record. imagine if you got arrested for breaking and entering

username: they bicker a lot
username: @username cliche periodt.

mayac: you're the QUEEN

miamifort: @mayac FUCK YEAH

audvy: @miamifort @imzachherron you should take zach and we should hang someday
imzachherron: @miamifort yeah miami, take me with you
miamifort: @imzachherron we'll see zach

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