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‹ 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 ⌛ *.゚
༉‧₊˚ in which : : a timer on your
wrist leads you to your soulmate.
: : started 。:° MARCH 27, 2018
: : restarted 。:° MARCH 27, 2020
: : finished 。:° JULY 2...
anyways, i'm glad you left before my parents got home
because they got home just after you left
zach
why are you glad?
miami
because, you see, i haven't told them about you
zach
no way
miami
well, i thought you didn't tell your parents, right?
zach
okay, you got me there, my parents don't know either
but hey! shouldn't they at least know about me?
you know, about how hot i am and how much you LURVE ME
miami
okay, let me stop you there
zach
but i wasn't done
miami
i really don't want to hear it zachary
zach
you hurt my feelings
miami
oh you'll forgive me
zach
that is true, i will
miami
i have you wrapped around my finger
hate to break it to you zach, but you're whipped
zach
i didn't say that
miami
technically, you did, but in other words
zach
no
miami
i'm not going to play that game with you
i have to go, my shift at june's starts in 20
zach
okay, bye miami
☁
𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎
miamifort
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you better keep your promise @imzachherron
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imzachherron: what promise?
miamifort: @imzachherron you know, the one where i can hit you
imzachherron: @miamifort i told you, i have sensitive skin
miamifort: @imzacheherron yeah, and everyone believes you
username: we stan this relationship
username: @username WHAT IF they are soulmates? they just started hanging out with each other and they're both almost 18
username: @username you got your facts wrong, miami's 16 username: @username still, that's not my point
imzachherron: you better give me those glasses or i will break into your house and steal themi'll take your ridiculous collection of nike shoes while i'm at it miamifort: @imzachherron you wouldn't, and don't touch my shoes. i will hit you more imzachherron: @miamifortyes i would, you should sleep with one eye open miami
miamifort: @imzachherronhaha you wouldn't dare do that, you'd ruin your perfect record. imagine if you got arrested for breaking and entering
username:they bicker a lot username:@username cliche periodt.
mayac: you're the QUEEN
miamifort: @mayac FUCK YEAH
audvy: @miamifort @imzachherron you should take zach and we should hang someday imzachherron: @miamifort yeah miami, take me with you miamifort: @imzachherron we'll see zach