-The server is basically one big polyamorous relationship, but more than likely not the kind you're thinking of. You see, there are many types and most people tend to use the "everyone is in love with everyone" type, which is valid, but not as likely as you'd think. I myself am in a polyamorous relationship, so I should know.
-Basically, the relationship goes:
Grian is dating Mumbo, Iskall, Doc, Evil X, and Scar. Mumbo and Iskall are dating, but Iskall also dates Stress and Ren. Ren is also dating Doc. Stress is also dating Cleo. Cleo is also dating False. False, Biffa, and Xisuma are in a queerplatonic while Xisuma is also dating Bdubs and Keralis, who are dating each other as well. Joe and Cleo are in a queerplatonic relationship as well. Scar and Cub are also dating and Cub and Iskall have a friends with benefits kind of thing going on, but they both agree that they are not dating. Doc and Bdubs are ex-boyfriends from the NHO, but the break up was from mutual faded feelings and they are both still good friends. Impulse and Ren tried to date during the Hippies vs Area 77 arc, but it just didn't work out and Impulse is happy with his two boyfriends, Tango and Zedaph. Tango is in a queerplatonic relationship with Grian. Wels, Python, Jevin, and TFC are the only people not in a romantic or queerplatonic relationship with anyone and they are quite happy with that.
-Yes, it's a little confusing, but I'm working on a chart.
-Mumbo and Doc like to lord their height over their shorter boyfriends, but also feel immense fear when said short boyfriend climbs them like a fucking tree for a kiss. Once, Grian was so annoyed at Doc for doing this, he punched Doc in the stomach and gave him his kiss while the cyborg creeper was bent over in pain.
-False and Ren sometimes like to sit out in the flower field of the fantasy district and just braid flowers into each other's hair. Sometimes, Wels will join them and when he does, he and Ren harmonize amazingly together.
-Stress and Iskall often do each other's makeup for dates with their other partners. They are both amazingly gifted with makeup.
-Grian says fuck the gender binary and wears dresses and heels sometimes because they make him feel powerful.
-Ren also says that.
-Cleo and Evil X are such scene kids. They make kandie and go to raves together all the time.
- The cyborgs on the server (Doc, Iskall, Biffa, and Python) are linked and basically have a personal mutual discord server in their brains. It was real fun for Doc to use that power during the civil war because he looped Hermitgang in Iskall's head nonstop.
-Grian might be the shortest architech, but he's the strongest.
- Grian has DID (disassociative identity disorder) and his alters are Ariana (she/her), Sherlock (he/they), and Phantom (they/them). Many speculated that Poultry Man was also an alter, but Ariana was quick to tell them that Poultry Man was just Grian messing with everyone.
-Stress gets the worst baby fever on the server.
-Wels is a bit of a blacksmith for the server. He makes quite a bit of money from making things that the other hermits give to their significant others as gifts.
-Mumbo has vampiric blood in him. He isn't a full vampire, so he doesn't burn in the sun and he can eat normal food without getting sick, but he will get insatiably thirsty around full moons and he gets tired more easily in the daytime, but more active in the night. He also does have to feed on blood every once in a while otherwise he will die.
-Most people chalk up Keralis as a flirt and playboy due to him calling everyone "sweetface" and other little pet names like that, but he's actually asexual and just wants cuddles.
-False grew up watching magical girl animes and she so bad wants to be one. Mako from Sailor Moon was her sexual awakening as a wlw. If you watch her fight, you can see a little bit of the influence magical girl animes had on her in the way she moves and lands.
-Evil X is genderfluid and usually identifies with they/them pronouns, but will always tell others when they ID with other pronouns
-Evil X runs a TikTok account that they use to a) make memes about the hermits with, b) do cute, wholesome gay shit with Grian on, and c) film pranks they're pulling on their twin
-All of the hermits are extremely respectful towards the supernatural. Be it spirits or fae or anything else, they've all had enough terrifying run ins with supernatural creatures to know not to disrespect them.
-Grian is a trans guy and Cleo is a trans woman and both of them will kick your ass if they catch you being transphobic
