Jack: Peanut butter jelly time
Pitch: Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly
Jack: Peanut butter jelly ti-
Bunny: Will you two knock it off!!
Jack: Knock what off?
Pitch: I AM ONLY HUMAN
EVERY BREATH FEELS LIKE IM GONNA DROWN!!!
Jack+Bunny: Wat
Pitch: It's a song
Jack+Bunny: Ooooh
Pitch: 'poker face' Yup
Tooth: SHOW ME YOUR TEETH!!!
Pitch: Get away from me you over obsessed tooth loving freak!! 'Starts running'
Tooth: I NEED TO SEE YOUR TEEEEEETH!!! 'Starts chasing after Pitch'
Jack: 'Eating popcorn' This is fun to watch
Tooth: JACK, POPCORN IS BAD FOR YOUR TEETH, LET ME SEE THEM!!!
Jack: AHHHHHH!!!!! 'Starts running after Pitch' Pitch, HELP!!!!
Maddie (Or me): Well, looks like Tooth's finally lost it. Anyway, in this I'll just be writi-
Tooth: MADDIE SHOW ME YOUR TEETH!!!
Maddie: Me? Your not supposed to want my teeth!! 'Runs after Jack and Pitch' Jack, Pitch, HELP!!!!
Maddie: 'while running' As I was saying, I'll be writing random things about RotG because why not? Also, i might include some special guests in some chapters and TOOTH GO AWAY!!
Tooth: TEEEEEETH
YOU ARE READING
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