💙crackhead saiouma💜

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Ok this story is not making any sense at all me and my friends made this story drunk at 3am IM SO SORRY but I through it was funny so here u go ...

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Shuichi Saihara was thinking about Kokichi Ouma again. Kokichi was an adorable lover with handsome abs and pretty tights.

Shuichi walked over to the window and reflected on his good but not better than kokichis surroundings. He had always loved horny PPbar with its blue, brave boys. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an adorable figure of Kokichi Ouma.

Shuichi gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a friendly, daring, kokichis piss drinker with sadly no abs and beautiful tights. His friends saw him as a gorgeous, grim god. Once, he had even helped a mighty puppy cross the road.
But not even a friendly person who had once helped a mighty puppy cross the road, was prepared for what Kokichi had in store today.

The snow flurried like flipping goldfish, making Shuichi confident. Shuichi grabbed a big gun that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Shuichi stepped outside and Kokichi came closer, he could see the clever glint in his eye.

Kokichi gazed with the affection of 11037 clever grotesque goldfish. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want you."

Shuichi looked back, even more confident and still fingering the big gun. "Kokichi, I love you more than my hat," he replied.
They looked at each other with relaxed feelings, like two grotesque, grim goldfish loving at a very sweet holiday, which had piano music playing in the background(and a kaede dying) and two cute uncles laughing to the beat.

Shuichi regarded Kokichi's handsome abs and pretty tights. "I feel the same way!" revealed Shuichi with a delighted grin.
Kokichi looked calm, his emotions blushing like a resonant, raw rock.
Then Kokichi came inside for a nice drink of kokichis piss.

THE END

I'm so sorry

Btw we made more than just 1 none sense storry if you wanna read them just say it.

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