Moon

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So it's 4:30, right?

4:30 P.M.

I walk out of the library and look up at the sky, and I'm like "hey, the sky is blue!"

Big brain.

Except the sky is very blue. Like a derp hue of blue.

And I look up, and very faint outline is seen. So white and faint it's almost un-visible. It's the moon! 

A big, fat, obese, full moon!

And I'm like "Man, that moon be thicc and fat and juicy!"

Yummy.

"Thiccer than the thiccest thighs out there!"

Cause y'know how the thicc thighs save lives.

It was 4:38. I stood there, laughing, laughing, at the moon.

The end.


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