Kunikida's little sister

Tiger Boy

Me, Doppo, and Dazai were walking around Yokohama since we were on a job. My brother Doppo was wearing his usual tan suit (sorry don't know what to call it), Dazai was wearing his usual tan coat, and I was wearing a similar coat but it was black and under it, I had a white button-down shirt, knee-high leggings, and red tennis shoes.

"Bro~ When are we gonna be done with this job?" I asked boredly while we were getting close to a bridge.

*Sigh* "We'll be done whenever we find the tiger. Now stop whining." He said sternly.

We got to the bridge and I stopped and stretched my arms. And Dazai stopped and looked at the river under the bridge.

"This looks like a lovely river for asphyxiation." Then he jumped in and floated down the river.

I sweatdropped and braced myself for my brother's deafening yelling.

"DAZAI!!! GET BACK HERE!! YOU SUICIDAL MANIAC!!!!!"

"I don't think he can hear you while asphyxiating," I said in a matter of fact tone.

"Come on we're going after him."

"Yeah, yeah..."

Then we started running on the road beside the river and after a while, we found him on the other side with a silver-haired boy that looked older than me. We walked down the stairs and Doppo started yelling at him again.

"THERE YOU ARE, YOU SUICIDAL MANIAC!!!"

"Hey! It's the Kunikida's! Great job guys, you found me!" Dazai yelled back in a joyful tone.

"AND JUST WHO DO YOU THINK CAUSED ALL THIS TROUBLE?! YOU ALWAYS RUIN MY SCHEDULES!! ... HEY! DON'T IGNORE ME!"

Dazai was telling the kid that we could pay for his food.

"Now that I think about it I'm hungry," I said to Doppo.

"DON'T GO BEING GENEROUS WITH MY MONEY DAZAI! AND YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN FOOD EMI!!"

"I forgot my bag at home," I said with a sweatdrop.

In the end, we ended up going to a nearby shop that served tea on rice.

The boy, who I now know as Atsushi, had gotten more than 15 bowls and I was only eating 2.

While I finished up on eating Doppo was chewing Dazai out like usual.

"Nomnomnom?" *Are they always like that?* Atsushi asked with a mouthful of tea on rice.

I swallowed the bite I had in my mouth. "Yeah, it gets pretty entertaining though," I answered.

Then Doppo slammed his book down on the table. "THIS IS NOT A SCHEDULE BOOK! IT IS MY BOOK OF IDEALS! AND IT DOES NOT SAY ANYWHERE IN HERE THAT MY PARTNER SHOULD BE A SUICIDAL MANIAC! OR THAT MY SISTER SHOULD BE A LAZY BUM WHO EATS SWEETS ALL DAY AND DISAPPEARED FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS!!" He yelled.

Then Atsushi started asking Doppo about what he did for a job while his mouth was still full.

"How are they even communicating?" Dazai asked.

"Must be a Kunikida family trait," I said.

"Huuuh... So you can understand this too?"

"Mhm." I answered while I finished off my bowl.

Then Atsushi finished his food and Dazai asked why he was out on the streets. He explained that he had been kicked out of his orphanage because of food shortages. -even though that made no sense to me to why they wouldn't just transfer him to another orphanage-