~Discontinued. Being rewritten under "The Younger Kunikida"~
Emi Kunikida is a highly intelligent 17-year old who graduated school early and is now working with her brother, Doppo Kunikida, at The Armed Detective Agency.
~disclaimer I don't own bung...
On my way into the office with my brother, he stopped for a moment and looked at his watch.
"It's time," he mumbled before opening the door and walking in with me in tow. "Good morning everyone."
"You've gotta help us, Mr. Kunikida!" Atsushi yelled when we walked in.
"What is it this time?"
"I-it's M-mr. Dazai... Look at him!"
I looked back at Dazai and almost choked on a laugh.
"Ah! Kunikida! It's an emergency!" He said while pointing at the air. "Just take a look at this!"
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"A look at what?"
"It's right here silly!"
"The only thing I see is your stupid face."
"It's here and finally mine!! I can see the pearly Gates and everything!" Dazai said with a maniacal chuckled as he looked around the room with a hand above his eyes.
"I have no idea what's going on..."
"Mr. Kunikida. I found these," Atsushi said while holding a mushroom and Dazai's suicide book.
"I knew the complete guide to suicide wouldn't let me down!" Dazai said while laughing. "Who knew that I'd just have to eat those mushrooms to have a fun way to go out!!"
"So those mushrooms were poisonous," Doppo said.
"No. They're not. They're the kind you eat for personal enjoyment and other people's suffering," I said before Dazai latched onto Atsushi.
"I've finally caught you, rainbow pillbug!!"
Doppo started on his paperwork while I just sat back and enjoyed the scene of Dazai tormenting Atsushi.
"Emi! Please help!" Atsushi begged.
"This is too entertaining though~," I said with a mischievous smile as Dazai wrapped Atsushi with some of his bandages.
Then Dazai moved on to trying to torment Doppo. While he was doing his paperwork. 'This isn't going to end well for Dazai... Oh well, more of a show for me.' I thought as I snacked on some candy.
And the fun ended when Doppo flung Dazai behind him and onto the floor.
"Aww... You hurt the rainbow pillbug hunter~" I said with a pout. "You ruined all the fun~"
"That wasn't fun!"
"Maybe not for you~"
I decided to start on my paperwork before I made him pop a blood vessel.
Then Harunochi came and told Doppo that his case file was ready.
~time skip~
It was currently around sunset and the four of us were walking around the port because of a job.
