Reality or Fantasy? Countryhumans x female reader story

Chapter 23: Morning Mess

Narrator's POV

It had only been half a day since (y/n) had came to Germany's house but it was already a disaster. The previous afternoon, Third Reich tried to kiss her and got Jade super pissed about it. Then, he beat Reich up and was seen by Reichtangle who took pictures and photos. Germany walked in to see Jade running to Third and (y/n) trying to stop him and accidentally spat his coffee on Reichtangle who then, not on purpose, threw the phone in the air and took a picture of the scene and sent it to Germany's group chat with all the countries of the world and UN, Asean, EU and others. (y/n) was annoyed at Jade and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day. Soon, morning came around and so does a new day in the German household.

Reichtangle's POV  

I finished cooking breakfast for myself and sat at the dinner table trying to drink my coffee without revealing my mouth as to not freak (y/n) out if she comes into the dinning room. Then, a noise momentarily distracted me from my attempt. Leaving my coffee on the table, I pushed my Red-oak chair in and walked up the stairs. I heard light tapping coming from Germany's room.

I feel sorry for my grandson because he has to sort out the mess my son made. I sighed and walked up to (y/n)'s room. The new comer is a rather polite girl. I like her... She would make a great family member.... I do know Reich is clearly hitting on her because, well, he was flirting to her yesterday and it annoyed her brother Jade. Then he got beat up by him. I mean, you could kind of see that coming but clearly my son didn't. 

I walked to her door to see it was open, just a little so I looked into the room. What I saw gave me a heart attack. No-one was in the bed! Concerned, I pushed open the door and walked inside to see if they were in the room. Then, I saw a lump in the bed and sighed in relief. So she was in bed. Then, a thought came into my mind. Wasn't her brother also in this room? I lifted the blankets off to see a bunch of pillows.

'Crap! Where are they! (y/n) is probably in danger!' I thought. Then, just as I was about to see if Third had took (y/n) into his room to do some perverted things when the closest door opened. Turning around, I saw Jade with a baseball bat in his hand. Behind him was (y/n) looking both concerned and slightly scared.

"Well well well... I guess this household is filled with perverted people... Did no-one teach you about privacy! At least have the decency to knock before entering!" Jade yelled, clearly annoyed. 

"Hey brother, I think you should probably put the bat down. I'm sure Reichtangle is much less perverted than Third Reich. Besides, I  didn't even agree to this!" (y/n) said, tugging gently on Jade's shoulder.

Before anyone could say anything more, a knock interrupted us. 

"(y/n)? Are you ok? I heard yelling so I decided to check on you and Jade." a voice I recognized as Germany's asked.

"Uh... yeah! We're ok! *nervous* Hehehe..." (y/n) said.

"You can come in if you want..." Jade said, bat still raised in a defencive position. The door opened and Germany immediately yelled, "Großvater! What are you doing here! Don't tell me you're trying to seduce (y/n) too..."      <"Grandfather! What are you doing in here! Don't tell me you're trying to seduce (y/n) too..."> 

Then, things got even worse. The door opened again to show Third Reich fully dressed who was both shocked and smug.

"So I guess I'm not the only one trying to *ahem* (y/n). Guess I have competition now~" Reich said while smirking. Germany groaned and dragged Third out and yelled, "I'm sorry (y/n)!" 

I replied, slightly annoyed, "Ich habe nicht versucht, sie zu verführen ..."      <"I was not trying to seduce her..."> Jade glared at me, unconvinced but lowered the bat. I saw (y/n) sigh in relief. Mentally, I did too.