Reality or Fantasy? Countryhumans x female reader story

Chapter 14: Jade is losing his shit

(y/n)'s POV

It had been a day and a half and everyone was getting restless. Sure, the ship's garden is rather fine but I long to get out into the real world. There wasn't any animals I was allowed to hunt but I still had to keep my skills sharp so I trained with my brother and sometimes with Third Reich. I was surprised to see the country who terrorised many others was so easy to tackle and pin to the ground.

"Hey! I haven't practised in a couple of decades!" was his defence.

"That's why you and I need to practise." I responded.

Then I think he blushed and I smiled. At least he wasn't pinning me to a tree and saying weird flirts... Suddenly, a thought hit me.

"Why doesn't Soviet Union join us?" 

"I mean, you can ask Soviet but Ich weiß nicht, was er sagen wird..." <"I mean you can ask Soviet but I don't know what he will say...">

"Then I will ask!"

Running to the exit, I found USSR chilling at a table. I asked him whether he wanted to hunt Third Reich with me. He agreed and we went into the enclosure. Third didn't see us so we crept up behind him. And scared him half to death.

"Was zum Teufel! You nearly killed me!" He yelled. <"What the f*ck! You nearly killed me!">

"That was for breaking the pact back then, нацист." USSR grinned. <"That was for breaking the pact back then, Nazi.">

Nazi groaned and I helped him up and hugged him. I think he turned more red than before but I ignored it. 

"How about me for helping you?" Soviet asked.

I smiled and hugged him too.

"Now, let's test your reaction speed." I said and as soon as I finished, I made a small crystal and threw it his way. He stepped to one side but not fast enough. It grazed the side of his clothes ripping them. 

"Luckily it didn't cut your skin." I said.

Nazi nodded and I healed his clothes.

"How about we use something less sharp?" Soviet suggested.

I nodded and made lots of snow and we started throwing snowballs. Hearing the commotion, Russia came in and I accidentally threw it into his Face.

"Sorry Russia! I didn't see you ther-"   

"I'm going to make you pay." he yelled and threw it my way.

I threw one back and we started a snowball fight. (It only snowed on some areas and no plants were harmed.) Later, America and Canada came in and Russia purposely hit them.

"Oh, your so on!" America challenged

"Try me." Russia replied.

Soon everyone except EU, Asean, Germany, Britain and Jade joined in. EU was sleeping, Asean had work, Germany was sleeping because he stayed up all night doing work. Jade and Britain was just there watching us. Then, America, Russia, North, South, Japan, Soviet and Nazi threw snowballs at them, covering him in snow.

"I'm going to kill you!" Jade screamed at them.

"If you do it like that, I'll have to join too." Britain calmly said.

"Bla,bla. Come on old man! See if you can hit m-" America was cut off with a snowball in the face.

"When I was a child, I was rather good at snowball fights... Blimey! This snow is rather nice. I haven't gone outside in snow for a long time..." Britain cried. 

After a while, Germany came in sleepily. 

"Hey Jungs, can you keep it dow- Heiliger Strohsack! Is this snow?" he cried. <"Hey guys, can you keep it dow- Holy crap! Is this snow?">  

"Mhm. You can join if you like." I replied. 

"I was going to sleep, but because you asked me, I will join." he said.

After a while, Asean came in and called Jade out. I didn't think much of it and continued to cover Ame in snow. Then he threw one back at me but Third threw another at the one that was aiming of me. 

"Thanks!" I yelled. 

After a while, we split into to groups. 

Britain, France, America, Canada, Russia, Soviet and Italy on one side and Third, China, Japan, North, South, Germany and I were on the other. Giving each other 5 minutes, We all built a trench (?) and literally reenacted ww2 all over again.

"This time, I won't lose!" Reich snarled and Soviet laughed. 

"And you won't be betraying me either." Soviet smiled.

"As if he is going to win. We've already proven once we can beat you, we will do it again." America yelled back.

"READY! SET! GO!" I yelled and we started bombarding each other with snowballs. When the first round was over, Britain's team won.

"Told you Nazi scum!" America screamed.

Nazi growled.

"Don't worry, We can turn the tables." Japan comforted. China nodded. 

Nazi smiled and whispered, "Right. Let's think of some battle strategies." After a quiet discussion, we decided North, China and Japan would run over while we distracted the other team. 
"READY! SET! GO!" I yelled again. We fought hard and in the end, we won. 

"Looks like we've turned the tables, America." Nazi yelled over to the other side.

"Don't get too cocky Nazi! We can still win!" America screamed back.    

 "READY! SET! GO!" I cried signalling the begging of the battle. This time, both sides were even more determined to win. We had the advantage because our side had a bit of a hill. Just as America was going to give up, Jade came in and got caught in the crossfire.

"SERIOUSLY? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM! WHY DO YOU PIECES OF CRAP KEEP THROWING THE SNOWBALLS AT ME!" He yelled, clearly pissed.

"Calm down brother! It's just snow!" I yelled back but I don't think he heard. He gathered up all the snow into two giant snowballs and threw it at the countries.

"Wait! Jade!" I cried just before the ball fell on them. "You might kill them!" He didn't hear me and the countries were covered in snow.

"You didn't get hurt, did you (y/n) he asked.

I nodded before lifting all the snow up with my psychological powers. 
"I think... Jade won the battle..." America gasped.

Everyone nodded and he turned around in annoyance. With a snap of my fingers, the snow disappeared. 

"I came to tell you idiots dinner's ready." He huffed before walking away. I smiled and everyone walked out of the garden.

<This chapter had 1016 words. Thanks for sticking with me during all this hardship. Hope your enjoying this story!>   

{5/02/2020}