Hold Me Closer (Kiribaku / Bakushima)

Kirishima and Bakugo Conversations

I'm just gonna have a bunch of conversations that happen when it's just them and they're being idiots soo... on to the 'story'»

B-"Were they all wearing lil striped- like-"

K-"no they all didn't look like the Hamburglar. This place was much more sinister"

B-"You ever think that guy ever got solitary?"

K-"Yeah but I always kind of saw him a funny little man"

B-"He's a fuckin' criminal Eijiro"

K-"Jesus Christ *wheeze* He's stealin' burgers I dunno"

B-"ex-Yeah. They're not his"

K-"Yeah. I know when I try an steal your food you get pretty upset so"

B-"Well wouldn't you?"

K-"No. Sharing is caring"

B-"meh go fuck yourself"

——
B-"'All Hail The Watcher'"

K-"...*wheeze*"

B-"*wheeze* ahahahaha"

K-"'All Hail The Watcher!'"

B-"'All me and my minions, we did it!'"

K-"I've done it again!'"

B-"*wheeze* 'And I've done it again!'"

K-"like my father and his father before him!'"

*laughing*

———

K-"*wheeze* this guy sucks *wheeze*"

B-"he's just really shooting them out there. He's casting a wide net and hoping one of them sticks"

K-"yeah"

B-"so that he could like- if one of those things happens, he's gonna be like, 'all me'"

K-"'Watcher, baby!'"

B-"'orchestrated by the watcher'"

K-"*wheeze*"

B-"hahahahahaha"

——

K-"so you're telling me he has a habit of"

B-"walking into people's lawns"

K-"invading people's privacy"

B-"looking through their windows"

K-"and umm, watching them?"

B-"yeah, I guess it's pretty easy to see why he would be The Watcher"

K-"mhm"

B-"if I moved in and was like, 'wow this place is great' and I turned to my window and saw: