TO: Espio the Chameleon
FROM: multifandom-doctor
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QUESTION
This question will go to Espio. I'm curious, how does one learn the way of the ninja?
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ANSWER
Charmy: "Learn the way of the ninja"? Hey, Espio, what does this question mean?
Vector: Shh! Can't you see Espio's meditating?
Charmy: Well, how is he supposed to answer the question?
Espio: (stops meditating) Learning the way of the ninja, huh? (stands up) Well, it's all about balance, patience, (pulls out a katana) and...
[Uses the katana to cut a watermelon into six perfect slices.]
Espio: Perfection.
Charmy: (takes a bite out of a watermelon) Wow, perfection tastes awesome! (spits seeds at Vector like a machine gun)
Vector: Ahh!!! (wipes seeds of his face) Well, you make perfection sound like chaos!!
Espio: (facepalms and sighs) Why do I even bother?
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