TO: Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog, and Doctor Eggman
FROM: RebekahMcGee1
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DARE
I dare Sonic and Eggman to sing "Evil Like Me" from Descendants. Sonic as Mal, Eggman as Maleficent, and no skipping the song.
Or you could make Shadow sing "Evil Like Me" with Eggman instead of Sonic, whichever you prefer. I know that Shadow would make more sense, but I think Sonic would be funnier.
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Sonic: What!?
Dr. Eggman: You've got to be kidding me!
Shadow: I'm not singing with neither of them!
Sonic: Right back at ya!
Tails: Oh, come on, guys. You can't back down from a dare.
[Knuckles started to bawk like a chicken.]
Sonic, Shadow, and Eggman: (growls) Fine!!!
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I DON'T OWN THIS SONG
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[Dr. Eggman]
I was once like you, hedgehog
Slightly insecure
Argued with my comrades, too
Thought I was mature
But I put my heart aside
And I used my head
Now I think it's time you learned
What dear old Eggman said
Don't you wanna be evil like me?
Don't you wanna be mean?
Don't you wanna make mischief your daily routine?
Well you can spend your life attending to the poor
But when you're evil, doing less is doing more
Don't you wanna be ruthless, and rotten, and mad?
Don't you wanna be very, very good at being bad?
[Shadow]
I have tried my whole life long to do the worst I can
Clawed my way to victory
Built his master plan
Now the time has come, faker, for you to take your place
Promise me you'll try to be an absolute disgrace
Don't you wanna be evil like me?
Don't you wanna be cruel?
Don't you wanna be nasty, and brutal, and cool?
And when you grab that wand, that's when your reign begins
Who wants an evil king without a sack of sins?
Don't you wanna be heartless, and hardened as stone?
Don't you wanna be finger waving evil to the bone?
[Shadow and Eggman]
This is not for us to ponder
This was preordained
You and I shall rule together
Freedom soon regain
Master of the universe, powerful and strong
Sonic, hear me
Help me, join me
Won't you sing along?
[Sonic, Shadow, and Eggman]
Now we're gonna be evil!
It's true!
Never gonna think twice
[Sonic]
And we're gonna be spiteful
[Shadow]
Yes, spiteful!
[Dr. Eggman]
That's nice
[Sonic, Shadow, and Eggman]
In just an hour or two
Our future's safe and sure
This hedgehog-doctor act is going out on tour
If you wanna be evil, and awful, and free
Then you should thank your lucky star
That you were born the guy you are
The enemy of an eviltastic king
Like me!
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[Song ends.]
Shadow: There, happy?
Knuckles: Aww, was that so hard?
Rouge: (holds up her phone) And all of it on camera.
Dr. Eggman: What!?
Sonic: (bangs his head on the table) This is the most embarrassing moment of my life.
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