DARE #50 - Sonic, Blaze, Scourge, Rouge, & Wave: Like the Zombies Do

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TO: Sonic the Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat, Scourge the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, and Wave the Swallow

FROM: Caro06M

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DARE

I dare the Sonic gang to sing and act out the scene of "Like the Zombies Do" from ZOMBIES 2. Sonic as Zed, Blaze as Eliza, Scourge as Wyatt, Fiona (if she's there) or Rouge as Willa, and Wave as Wynter.

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Sonic: A singing dare with three anti-heroes?

Blaze: Never really my best strong suit.

Scourge: Hey, I'm more of a villain than an anti-hero!

Knuckles: Just hurry up already so I can throw my popcorn at you guys!!

Sonic: (sighs)

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I DON'T OWN THIS SONG

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[Sonic]

Do it like the zombies do

Brush your fangs when you wake up
Comb your hair, do your make up
Sleep at night, don't stay up
Do it like the zombies do
Don't stand out when you're fittin' in
When in doubt, do the opposite

[Scourge]

Don't listen to him

[Rouge]

He's a hypocrite

[Sonic]

Do it like the zombies do

All you got do is give an inch, then we gon' take it to the top
Do it like the zombies do

[Rouge]

When the moon is full, no howling (Awoo)

[Scourge]

Don't run in the halls, no growling (Grr)

[Rouge]

Let's go to the mall, start styling (Yeah)

[All]

Do it like the zombies do (Do it)

[Rouge]

Trim your claws, get a manicure

[Scourge]

Cut your bangs, leave it on the floor (Woo)

[Wave]

Now wag your tail like a Labrador

[All]

Do it like zombies do

All you got do is give an inch then we gon' take it to the top
Do it like the zombies do, don't stop (Do it)All

[Sonic]

Stand up, stand up, stand up straight, do your homework
Smile a lot when you network
Did I mention no one gets hurt? (No, no, no)
Do it like the zombies do
I hope you're open to my advice

[Rouge]

Oh, it's invaluable to us, right?

[Scourge]

Huh, sounds like this could be a paradise

[All]

Do it like the zombies do

[Rouge]

Why should we change? They should be like us
Yeah, he may eat brains, but he's got no guts

[Scourge]

He's gone insane, yeah, he's acting nuts
Come on, we've got moves to bust (Woah)

[All]

Do it, do it, do it like the zombies do
Do it, do it, do it like the zombies do
Do it, do it, do it (Do what you wanna do)
Do it like the zombies do (Do it like the zombies do)

All you got do is give an inch then we gon' take it to the top
Do it like the zombies do, don't stop
Do it like the zombies do

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[Song ends.]

[Wave pushes Sonic off the stage. Then Amy pulls out her hammer and whacked Wave so hard in the face.]

Amy: Don't you ever push my man again, you sour-mouthed, name-callin' bitch!!

Jet: Hey!! (takes Knuckles' popcorn and throws it at Amy) Get off the stage!!

Knuckles: Hey!! (punches Jet in the face) Get your own popcorn!!

Storm: Hey!! (punches Knuckles in the face) You do not punch the boss like that!!

[A chain of hits has caused everyone to beat each other up.]

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