DARE #22 - Shadow & Eggman: Do What You Gotta Do

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TO: Shadow the Hedgehog and Doctor Eggman

FROM: RebekahMcGee1

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DARE

I dare Eggman and Shadow to sing "Do What You Gotta Do" from Disney's Descendants 3. It has to be a Sonic the Hedgehog version, and the only reason I dared them to do this is because I feel like Shadow and Eggman both feels the same way as what Mal and Hades feel to each other.

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Shadow: (sighs) Let's get this over with.

Dr. Eggman: Hold, please.

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I DON'T OWN THIS SONG

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[Dr. Eggman]

Listen, hedgehog
You're talking to a genius
And I don't wanna hear that drama
Kindness ain't my brand

[Shadow]

Oh, I guess that's why you ran

[Dr. Eggman]

Try being defeated to that hedgehog

[Shadow]

You smell and you're so fat

[Dr. Eggman]

Poor Shady, are you sad?

[Shadow]

Not as sad as you without your robots
I didn't come to fight
For once, do something right

[Dr. Eggman]

I conquer the world, were you expecting flowers?

[Shadow]

I only need you 'cause I came here for something

[Dr. Eggman]

I've given you everything

[Both]

By giving you nothing

[Dr. Eggman]

I did what I had to do (ooh-ooh-ooh)

[Shadow]

No, you only did what's best for you

[Dr. Eggman]

Well, you could learn a thing or two (ooh-ooh-ooh)
When push comes to shove
You do what you gotta do, yeah

[Shadow]

You were never there
Guess you don't have a phone
You never called to say "I'm sorry"

[Dr. Eggman]

Ha ha ha, are you kidding? Is this a joke?
You need to let it go
You're stronger without those past issues

[Shadow]

Oh! Thank you

[Dr. Eggman]

Show me some respect
It ain't easy to neglect
My attention would've made you softer

[Shadow]

Ooh-ooh! Should I be proud?
Don't turn this thing around

[Dr. Eggman]

I guess you are my grandfather's creation

[Shadow]

Don't think I need you I just came here for something

[Dr. Eggman]

I've given you everything

[Both]

By giving you nothing

[Shadow]

I did what I had to do (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I made it on my own, no thanks to you

[Dr. Eggman]

Well, you could learn a thing or two (ooh-ooh-ooh)
When push comes to shove
You do what you gotta do

How 'bout I go with you and we'll spend some time?

[Shadow]

How 'bout you stay here 'cause you're out of your mind

[Dr. Eggman]

Let's make new memories, you can show me the town

[Shadow]

No, you can keep your memories now

Dr. Eggman: Get over it

Shadow: I am over it

Both: I'm over you being over it

[Dr. Eggman]

Let's dance

[Both]

I did what I had to do (ooh-ooh-ooh)
No, you only did what's best for you
Well, you could learn a thing or two (ooh-ooh-ooh)
When push comes to shove, you do
When push comes to shove, you do
When push comes to shove
You do what you gotta do

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[Song ends.]

Dr. Eggman: That was really exciting.

Shadow: Mm. I suppose.

Sonic: (barges into the room) You two suck!! (throws a giant rotten tomato at both of them, then runs out of the room laughing)

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