Inside And Out

16) Fhat the wuck!!!!

Kaira's father in the above picture..... Played by Rajat Sharma.

Precap:

'Actually, it was Kaira who knocked them. She was the one who planned how to knock them off. She even saved my life by knocking the person who was choking me' he said and praised me.

The inspector stood there in shock.

Kaira's POV:

'Did you see his face? It was priceless! I bet you anything, it was priceless!' I managed to say it with my laughter not taking a break.

After the thieves were behind the bars, I and Karan cleaned his kitchen and living room, which I managed to destroy in order to knock off the burglars. Then he gave me a tour of his penthouse. I swear to God, this man would have been in a craddle full of money when he was born. Lol! Just kidding.

'You know I felt so proud telling him that it was you who knocked them off and not me. It was like I snatched a lollipop from a toddler and feeling so satisfied' Karan commented, laughing out loud, giving me a HiFi.

We were laughing and talking about the sexist inspector on his comfy Italian couch. We were enjoying each other's company so much that it was almost lunch time. We even didn't realise it until my stomach growled like a monster who hadn't had food in centuries.

He glanced at his apple watch and muttered an 'Oh shit!'. I paid a glance to my Sonata watch to see it was 2:06 p.m. Okay.... How come I didn't realise it was this late?

'I guess we should head out for lunch. What do you say?' he asked me.

'Hmmm.... Let me think. I don't want Chinese. Italian....? No' I paused for few moments to think what to eat when suddenly an idea popped up on my mind.

'Let's go. The lunch is on me' I exclaimed and stood up. But immediately my wrist was tugged.

'Where?' he asked.

'Umm.... I know this very beautiful place where people enjoy having lunch. Atleast me and my friends do. I go there whenever I am hungry or angry or hangry' I explained, not revealing the place.

He nodded hesitantly and stood up from his place. We locked his house carefully and then headed downstairs. He warned the guard at the reception not to allow anyone else except his family in his penthouse. The guard, obviously feeling intimidated by him, nodded and apologized. The car came and Batra came out from the driver's side of the car and handed keys to Karan, who instead handed me.

I started driving but suddenly an idea pulled up in my mind. I stopped the car by the side.

'Do you have a handkerchief?' I asked him.

He nodded and pulled out a white crisp handkerchief with blue borders. Typical manly handkerchief!

'Turn around' I demanded.

'Why?' he asked immediately.

'Do you trust me, Karan?' I asked.

'No. I don't trust you. That's why you are driving one of the most expensive car from my collection. Duh!' he replied with a garage of sarcasm.

'Will your height decrease if you'll turn around?' I shot back sarcastically.

'Ok fine!' he yelled irritatedly and turned around. I used the handkerchief as a blindfold and tied it on his eyes.

Then I muttered 'Khadoos Singh Oberoi' under my breathe but it was too loud enough for him to hear it.

'Hey! What did you called me?' he asked immediately.

'Jeez! Let me drive, Karan! Do you wanna die young?' I demanded him to be quiet.

'But, why this blindfold?' he asked curiously.

'Because I want the place we are going to be a surprise for you' I said in a duh tone.

We drived in silence for a few minutes and then I pulled up to the place. I helped Karan come out of the car and locked it safely. Then we walked a few steps and there we were!

I pulled the bilndfold from his eyes to see his expression.

'Fhat the wuck, Kaira? Why are we here?' he asked when he saw the place for our lunch.

It was actually the Pani Puri stall where I wanted to have lunch.

'Really, Karan? You know, this is the best Pani Puri stall in whole Andheri' I defended.

'There's no way in hell I'm going to eat my lunch here' he exclaimed.

'Why?' I asked defendedly

'Because I'm the Karan Singh Oberoi' he stated as a matter of fact.

'I bet you that you'll eat this Pani Puri and you will praise it' I challenged.

'Yeah, sure, over my dead body' he snapped.

'Fine, your loss' I shrugged and started eating Pani Puri. After a few, I insisted Karan to atleast taste one but he remained adamant on eating it over his dead body. Oh God! I've got a nasty stubborn boyfriend here!

'You know, Karan, even if I'll say I love you to you, you will not be my first love. Because every Mumbai girl's first love is Pani Puri' I said in order to make him jealous.

But he shrugged and ignored it by making a gesture where he pretended to yawn at my joke.

I took it as a chance and placed a Pani Puri inside his mouth. Immediately, my fits of laughter started.

He, initially, was annoyed but as he chewed on and on, I felt like he wanted to take back his words.

'Can I get one more please?' he asked, grinning like a 5 year toddler.

I immediately snatched a bowl from the stall and gave it to him.

We were so engrossed in eating but my phone rang. Ugh! Who's this, calling me, interrupting me and my love? Oops! Allow me to revise. My first love? The person calling me better have a good reason to call me.

I pulled out my phone and saw Shanaya's number being displayed on the screen. My phone immediately fumbled in my hands but I caught it immediately. Huff! My dear phone!

I picked it up, just to flinch and pull my phone away from my ear after hearing a loud scream from the other side.

After few seconds, she asked ' Hello! Di, are you there?'

'Yeah. I'm here. Say what you wanna say fast because I'm having my lunch' I replied.

'You know Rajat and Guddi were here for lunch, at my place and when everyone asked about your whereabouts, they said that you are with your boyfriend. Is that true?' she inquired.

Yeah, she actually called everyone with their names, except her parents, Dadu and me.

'Umm... Yeah, I guess?' I said it more like a question.

She again screamed and I again flinched and pulled away my phone away from my ear.

When she stopped, I said ' Please, next time you call me, try to talk to me, like normal teenagers and not scream in my ears, making them bleed.'

'So, I just called to convey Dadu's message that she wants to meet him tonight for dinner!' she exclaimed and squeeled.

My eyes immediately got wider. Karan noticed my reaction and asked me, 'What happened? Everything okay?'

'My fam wants to meet you' I revealed, completely shocked.

'You are actually with him? oh my freaking God!' Shanaya squirmed, but I ignored her, my eyes still wide.

Karan paused for a moment and then he replied 'I'm in.'

I face palmed myself as Shanaya screamed on the other side after hearing his reply, crystal clear.