"hey girl hey!" she way way to hyper! This is gonna be so fun. She's about to embarrass her self so much!
"hey Chicka!!! What's up!"
"not much just studying with Ryne for finals!"
"fun fun! Where is he I miss him so much!"
"he went to go get me food cause i was to lazy to get up"
"of course you are!" right when I said that his bedroom door opened with a plate of food. Gah I miss him so much!
"hey babe!" I yelled while waving to him while Jorie give him the phone
"hey Alice! I've missed you! How have you been?"
"I've missed you too!! I've been good I really like my new house and the neighbors are very friendly!"
" that's good! I wish you were here" his face sets in to a frown
"me too but I wish you could come visit! Do you know what Jories surprise is when she's coming in a few days??"
"HEY! You can't ask him it's a surprise!"
"ugh! But does he know?"
"yup!" she said very happily
"you guys suck!"
"anyways! I'll be right back I have to ask my dad a question" he gets up and hands the phone back to Jorie
"so! Have you wrote any new songs!"
"Nope have you?" she asked back
"I've got a couple ideas and stuff written down"
"hey love I have a joke for you!" louis asked jumping next to me but not close enough that he's in the picture
"who's that! Sam I thought you were at your house!"
"nope what is it Lou?"
"why did the mushroom go to the club?"
"Sam.... What are you doing?" I think she figured something out but I not ready to tell her yet
" cause he was a fun guy!" he died laughing he laugh was contagious so I joined in and the boys couldn't help but laugh. But I think they were laughing at Jorie freaking out more then his joke
" Lou you've told almost all you fans that a billion times.., gets a new joke!"
"SELFIE!"Harry yelled while running up to me getting in the the cameras view but only for a quick second.
"SAM! Please tell me I didn't not just see Harry take a SELFIE with you!?!" Omg shes freaking out! This is the best!
"Can I put theses spoons away yet!" Liam yelled
"I guess so! But I was fun watching you squirm!"
"does my hair look okay Sam?" Zayn asked putting his back to the camera
"yea looks fine Z" I say butting my lip trying not to laugh
"Sam I swear I just saw Zayn behind you!"
" um I'm pretty sure I would know if i was with one direction! I mean come on Jorie! I think you might be on drugs" I laughed so hard I just couldn't keep it in
Then Niall walked in the room with a towel around his head and a green facial mask on and walked over and sat next to me. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I mean it's pretty easy to get me to do that but this is soo funny!
"umm Sam who is that?"
"my name is Jeff" Niall tried saying in A high pitched voice and his best Hispanic accent with mad me laugh even harder
"no but really his name is Jared"
"you know you kinda look like Niall from one direction"
"Jorie I think your going crazy. Why do you think everyone is from one direction?" I gave her a weird look and of course she gave me her creeper smile back
JORIES POV
"umm Sam who is that?"
"my name is Jeff" the mystery guys tried saying in A high pitched voice and i think his best Hispanic accent
"no but really his name is Jared"
"you know you kinda look like Niall from one direction"
"Jorie I think your going crazy. Why do you think everyone is from one direction?" She gave me a weird look and of course i gave her my famous creeper smile back
" I swear to you I'm not on drugs!" I yell back
What is going on with me why do I keep thinking the people she is with are one direction. I mean yes she did move to England but that doesn't mean she knows them. I don't even think they are on their break yet from their where we are tour.
"Sam why are you with a bunch of guys I the first place. I mean you have a freaking boyfriend!"
"just cause I have a boyfriend means I can't hang out with my only fiends in England I mean cut me a break!"
"paper bag Sam! Paper bag!"
SAMS POV
"paper bag Sam! Paper bag!" not that again!
"SELFIE!" Niall yells and I stretch my arm out so Jorie can see us take a selfie and revel that I'm with one direction so she doesn't go crazy. Niall is next to me in his "disguise", harry and Zayn behind me making funny faces, Louis on the other side of me crossing his eyes and doing some weird thing with his mouth and Liam comes and lays on top of us three sticking his tongue out. The next thing you hear is the Jories phone hit the phone and an extremely high pitched scream then everything went silent except for mr laughing and a really loud fart! all the boys looked at Niall but I looked at my phone waiting for Jorie, she picks up the phone her face is beat red! Niall puts his hands up in sure dear saying it wasn't him and he would claim a fart like that. I. Laughing so hard I clutch my stomach and stop breathing making this weird wheezing noise.
"breath sam breath!"
I take Jories advise and try my hardest to stop laughing
"Alright alright I'm done" but Im not I kept laughing I just couldn't stop " I-just-can't-believe-you- screamed-dropped-the phone-then farted really loud!!!" I said stopping between words laughing then taking a deep Breath
"alright I'm done laughing I promise!" I really am this time "hey babe did you get all that on video??"
"sure did!"
"that's just cruel! Anyway! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU ARE WITH ONE DIRECTION!!! aAHHHHH!!"
"ouch!love its really no need to scream!" Harry said trying to calm her down
"um yes it is!" Oh no she's getting hyper!
"Sam explain now!" she demanded me
" I was on my backyard playing golf when Niall walked over compliment my music.. It was their new album if you were wondering and I guess we've been hanging out ever since.. Oh yea Louis my neighbor!"
" can I come and visit earlier!"
"nope you will be here in like 3 days I think you can wait! Now get to studying you got finals tomorrow!"
"shit your right! We haven't done anything!"
"Alright ill leave you to studying bye Jorie!"
"bye Sam! I'll talk to you tomorrow"
"bye Ryan I love you!"
"bye Alice ole you too" and he hangs up with a wink
"SHIT! Ive got to get home! Bye guys!"
"oh wait Sam!"
" what Lou I shot to go?"
" first here's all our number we expect a tex pt later tonight and we all want a hug!"
"alright I'll text you guys" I told them giving them each a hug and I was gone
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