Now, this will have Keith in it, but minimal. This will mostly be the whole group. I forgot to mention this in the beginning but there will be times were I will make oneshots were Keith won't be in a lot but he will be mentioned.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The paladins where hanging out in the lounge doing absolutely nothing but be bored. The galra haven't attacked for now, the blades of Marmora didn't have any sort of mission for now so keith had the opportunity to hang out with his teammates and lotor didn't seem to have anything to do at this moment.
"Hey pidge look at this meme!" Lance exclaims and shows pidge his phone, they laughed. "What's a...meme?" Lotor asked, looking confused. "Oh no" Keith says, looking mortified and jumps off the couch and leaves the room. "Did I do something wro-" lotor begins before he's cut off by lance shoving his finger on lotor's lips "hush child, we will teach you the ways of the meme" he says with pidge nodding behind them then leaves the lounge and then comes back with a whiteboard and Keith bringing in a desk from who knows where. "What's up?" Shiro says coming in with allura trailing right behind "the ceiling" pidge responses back, shiro looking unamused giving the office look. Keith goes to shiro's side away from lance and pidge "so what exactly are they doing?" Allura asks from behind Shiro and moves next to him. "Lance and pidge are teaching lotor the 'ways of the meme'" Keith explains making air quotations of what lance said. "What's a meme?" Allura asks looking at Shiro for guidance but only looking mortified at what she said. Lance and pidge immediately snap their head towards their direction so fast hunk might have pooped himself. "Keith get another desk!" Pidge yells at him as Keith sprints out the room doing what pidge says not wanting to know what will happen if he disobeyed orders from her, yes, he was terrified of the pidgin.
"Ok today instead of making battle strategies to fight off the enemy, pidge and me will help you uncultured swins about the wondrous world of meme!" Lance begins today's lesson, pidge besides them nodding the whole way with lotor and allura sitting on the desk, and hunk,shiro, and Keith listening and watching from the back, ready for a whole year worth of torture as they reference memes everywhere.
Keith already knew how the lesson went, we was taught about this from the two crack heads in front of him. When they finished the lesson with him he thought he might puke after, for reasons he will not tell anyone. (He was taught the dirty things from pidge in private that's why)
And so the lesson began with the start of lance quoting jojo references and pidge making stances of them, both allura and lotor looking utterly confused but fascinated. hunk just looked tired but smiled, shiro looking disappointed, and Keith had a black face but was silently screaming in his head.
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In all honesty this was just shît post because I was bored and I didn't know what else to do but I hope you enjoyed always I guess.
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Voltron oneshots discontinued
FanfictionI got bored and all these Voltron stories kept coming to my head so I'm turning them into one-shots. The majority of them will be kangst because keith suffering brings joy to my cold stone broken heart. There may be some fluff and klance but just a...