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The sTaTeS

"I'M BACK AND GUESS WHO I BROUGHT WITH ME!!" Japan screamed as he burst through the door, his arms around the two Koreas, Mexico, Spain and Canada. South burst downstairs and greeted them all. Japan, Canada, North Korea and Mexico were all familiar with the weirdness of the household. But poor South Korea had no idea anything of the sort ever happened. Prussia walked in and pulled South off of Mexico who he was choking with a hug.

"How are you doing South?" Japan asked a large grin growing to ear to ear.

"Doing pretty good! How about you guys- WHOS THIS!? HI I'M THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME SOUTH!!" South yelled running over to South Korea and shaking his hand, South Korea grinned happily at how enthusiastic the man was and happily replied his name. The two left talking about random stuff. Japan smiled at the sight, he watched North Korea walk into the kitchen to find some food. Japan sighed as Spain, Canada and Mexico also left his side.

"You okay?" A thick Russian accent forced Japan to look up at the stairs, he saw Russia sitting on the stairs. He had his normal warm weather attire, a bottle in his coat pocket and small and slightly warm smile placed on his face.

"UNITED GET DOWN HERE NOW!!" Japan screamed a couple of seconds afterwards United ran down the stairs.

"Something happen Japan!?" United asked nervously all Russia could hear was a bunch of angry whispering. Like he cared, he dug through his pockets till he found his bottle. He started rubbing his thumb over the bumps on the glass. He looked back over to see Japan staring at hi- not him behind him. United looked worried, like REALLY REALLY worried about something.

"Japan...is there something behind me? Something...I can't see?" Russia said trying to stay calm as Japan shakily and slowly nodded his head. Russia turned around walking forward and motioning for United to follow him. Japan started following him as well, but he put a hand up to stop him. "Only United."

"What is it Russia?" United stuttered out, he was way too nervous. Did he see what was behind me? Everyone always thought he only believed in aliens, he always did call everyone crazy when they said there were ghosts or fairies standing next to him.

"Why are you so nervous? You have been very...jumpy lately. Did something happen?" Russia asked, he was Russian not a monster and his somewhat friend was acting weird, why wouldn't he be curious as to why?

"What're you talking about Russia? I'm fine!" United said an awkward and fake smile plastered on his face.

"United, there are people in your house that are supposed to be dead. I'm not gonna be  surprised if you have a demon haunting you."

"I wouldn't say he's a demon..."

"Oh, so you admit to being haunted?"

"N-no!"

"Admit again, I wanna record it this time to repeat it back to ya!"

"I'm not saying shit."

"Fine, but in all seriousness. Who is....the ghost." Russia asked. He was gonna ask who was haunting United but the glare from United made him a little scared.

"No one of your concern Russia," United said a serious tone leaking into his voice. Russia sighed and nodded, watching as United walked out down the hall. Definitely muttering something under his breath.

"Lame, I wanted to know!" Japan said causing Russia to jump.

"Damn it, don't pop up behind me Japan!" Russia said angrily.

"Sorry! I thought you saw me walk up behind you!" Japan said, his smooth voice drifted through the air enchantingly. Russia sighed, calming down.

"It's fine Japan, just try to refrain from popping up behind me and scaring me. That's my job," Russia joked Japan giggled. The two continued talking.

"So what do you wanna do?" Japan asked looking around.

"What is there to do? This is one of the few times I've been here," Russia asked. Japan was better friends with United so it would be obvious they hung out more.

"We could go say hi to the states, hopefully nothing crazy is happening right now!"Japan said skipping through the halls leading Russia to a stairwell.

"Hopefully nothing crazy? What does that mean comrade?" Russia asked following Japan up the stairs.

"Well they can get...excited! Or something might've happened between some of the states. You never know!" Japan responded opening the door a little to which someone yelled.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!! THAT WAS WHAT I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO DO WHILE I WAS GONE! AZZY GET YOUR STUPID BIRD OFF MY BED BEFORE IT BURNS IT TO DUST!!" Russia looked around to see one of the older states yelling commands at people trying to calm another state down.

"NEW YORK CALM DOWN!" Japan yelled walking towards New York a putting a hand on his shoulder.

"Sorry Japan...and Russia?" New York said staring at the door in confusion.

"Wait Russia's here!? I'll go hide him!" New Jersey said running out of the room.

"Hide who?" Russia said walking towards one of the states.

"Alaska, he frickin' hates your guts. Promised that he ever saw you again he'd stab ya to death." The state said. The accent was strong with this one.

<Russia's P.O.V. cause I want to>

The boy turned and looked at me, holding out his hand.

"I'm New Mexico, also if you see a state with a large gold-ish star in the middle of their face yell goldfish. Can you do that for me?" New Mexico said. Chuckling at some joke I didn't understand.

"I can, but you must tell me wh-" I was cut off with a scream of rage.

"NEW MEXICO YOURE AS GOOD AS DEAD!! LIKE A COYOTE ON THE SIDE OF A ROAD!" A new state sprinted in and tackled NM. New Mexico started screaming for help, as the state on top of him put him in a chokehold.

"Goldfish," I chuckled as I pulled the boy who had... HORNS!? The boy had horns growing on his head! Japan frowned walking over to us and grabbing New Mexico of the ground basically dragging him away from the boy in my hand who was trying to unhook my hand from the collar of his shirt.

"YOUR BIRD LOOKS LIKE HORSESHIT!" New Mexico's voice could be heard from the other room. The boy swung around violently,  causing my hand to get hit by his elbow, dropping him. The started to take off before I grabbed him and restrained him. He held on swinging around as his horns on his head got bigger.

"SOMEONE GET THE PIES ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!" A state ran downstairs and returned with a pie shoving it into the states face.

"WYOMING WHAT THE HELL!" The state yelled the horns on this head fading away.

"CALLIE AZ INSULTED ME!!"

"NO I DIDNT! HE INSULTED FASHION!"

"I don't believe you Azzy! Wy would never do that!"

I stood there in complete confusion as I kept the state from jumping out of my arms to most likely kill their brother. I heard a large gasp from behind me.

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY OLDER BROTHER THIS INSTANT YOU BASTARD!" A voice yelled behind me, whoever it was jumped on my back in an effort to push me over. Japan rushed to my aid pulling the state off me.

"HERES- What the hell happened here!?