Haruhi's little sister

Beware the Physical Exam Part 3

*Haruhi's pov*

I got up early as usual this morning having a weird feeling about today. I don't know why tho. I mean, I don't care if everyone finds out that I'm a girl or not. I shake my head willing the feeling away and get ready for school then head to my sister's room. I still can't believe Tamaki and his father took us in like that. He really is a true friend. I knock on the door and when I get no answer I open the door and sure enough my sister is sound asleep in her bed. I look at my watch and see that I should have just enough time to get Mai up and ready and still have time for breakfast.

I walk over to her bed and see her cuddling her panda, she looks so peaceful I don't want to wake her but she needs to get up for school. "Mai, time to get up sleepyhead" I whisper so I don't startle her. She starts to wake up and I tell her we have to get to school. "You don't want to miss breakfast do you? We are having waffles" at hearing waffles she jumps out of bed to find her uniform. I laugh at her excitement and go help her get ready. This feeling still hasn't gone away but I brush it off and head downstairs after Mai for breakfast.

*time skip to school*

As we walk down the hall to where the physical exams are being held I can't help but be nervous. "So what's the deal with this formation A thing you guys were talking about? What do they do during physical exams here at Ouran anyway?" I ask curiously. I wonder what's gonna happen. They will all know I'm a girl as soon as they call me for the physical exams. The twins turn to me as we get closer to the door. "It's no different from a physical exam at any other school" "yea, why would a physical exam be any different because we're rich?" I think about what they said and nod, feeling better about the situation "heh you're right, I didn't think about it that way".

Next thing I know my legs are attacked and I almost fall to the floor. Looking down I see Mai? What is she doing here? "Mai?" she looks up from hugging my legs and smiles. I look to the twins seeing their knowing smirks, I swear they are hanging out around my sister too much. Shes becoming devious like them. I sigh and look back down smiling "what are you doing here?" how did she even get over to this building? "my physical exam ended early so I came to see my big brother! I missded you" she replies with a big pout and puppy eyes. The girls around us and the twins start to coo at her cuteness and how adorable it is that she wanted to see me.

I bend down and hug her close "I missed you too sis" she hugged me back with a big smile on her face. I stand up and hold her hand as we continue to walk down the hall. We finally reach the door and as I'm opening the door... there are several doctors and nurses lined up welcoming us. Mai moves to hide behind me grabbing onto my leg I turn my head and smile down at her letting her know its okay. I look around at everything, like any other physical exam my butt. And where is that music coming from? Man this school is weird. "What what is all this?" "just another physical exam" "the usual" how is this normal!? "The usual?" Mai watches as the twins and I talk about the physical exams being 'usual' and giggles. With Mai holding my hand I follow the twins in and they are taken to the side by the nurses for their physical exams.

A nurse walks up to me "mr. Fujioka? I'll be your nurse for your physical exams this afternoon" she smiles and waves to Mai still standing behind me. Oh boy, guess its gonna come out that I'm a girl. All of a sudden Mai runs out from behind me and runs across the room. "uh okay" she takes my hand and leads me down the hall. I look over to where she went and... "Mori and Honey?" are dressed as doctors, they look over to me and shush me, what are they doing? Kyoya hands Mai a nurse's coat and hat while Honey helps her put it on. "They're so obvious" I say but smile when Mai runs up to me excited about her new outfit.

Kyoya walks up behind me, almost scaring me, "I have those two for backup just in case something happens..." what does he mean, if something happens? "but why are they in doctors outfits?" I ask curiously still watching my sister and watching the girls coo over her "...they're just helping to set the mood, disguises make our operation feel like a real espionage mission" huh? Whatever, man these guys are weird.

I look over at another physical area, these doctors and nurses are really nice. "Don't you think its weird that these doctors are all jovial and nice?" whats going on here? This isn't normal?!? "They're chosen by the school's chairman, this may be a school but it's also a business. Therefore he wants to keep the students happy, after all most of the students that attend Ouran Academy come from prominent families, and have their own private doctors at home, so this is just a formality." Oh I guess that makes sense. But still. These damn rich people. I start to walk away when this man stumbles by knocking into Kyoya. The random man apologizes and walks off, Kyoya seems to try to analyze him.

A nurse standing by a curtain room calls the twins over for their exam. "you can use the area behind the curtain to undress" she says as they walk over. Except they... stop outside the curtain... AND START TO TAKE THEIR SHIRTS OFF?!?! Aaaaannnnddddd there are a bunch of girls waiting for them to undress. Why am I not surprised. What is wrong with the girls at this school?Why do I still have a weird feeling about today? Just as the twins start undressing and the girls start to go wild I tell Mai to go see Mori and Honey, she doesn't need to see this. Why are they like this? And why hasn't this feeling gone away yet? I must just be tired.