Haruhi's little sister

Beware the Physical Exam Part 2

Hey guys sorry I haven't updated in a while. I had end of semester finals and papers. Hope you enjoy and I should be able to post more hopefully soon!

*Karou's pov*

We were called to a club meeting to come up with a plan to prevent people from finding out that shes a girl. But the boss is, once again, daydreaming.

I look over to check on Mai, she's drawing and humming happily to herself. She's been through so much but can still find a way to be happy, I'm glad that shes back with her sister. Haruhi looks so much happier now that her sister is back.

I look back over to the boss and, yea, hes still daydreaming. When is he gonna snap out of it? "He must be having a great daydream" Honey said also staring my twin agreeing "he's kinda creeping me out".

"And this Hikaru is all part of my strategy, while you've wasted time blinded by jealousy, I foresee the outcome of the charade" we stare at him like hes gone nuts, he sighs and continues "this anime is obviously a romantic school comedy, Haruhi and I are the main characters, which means we are love interests." Out of the corner of my eye I see Mai looking over at us. Why do I have a bad feeling about where this is going?

"So what are we?" my brother and I ask, "you boys, are the homosexual supporting cast" he draws a line on the floor with a stick. Wait where did he get the stick? How did he draw on the floor like its sand?"so please make sure you do not step across this line" yup hes got it bad "you've gotta be kidding" Hikaru and I say staring at the line.

"Hey listen boss..." "...I don't think you get it"my brother and I say trying to get him to realize "if they find our that Haru-chan is really a girl that means she can't be in the host club anymore" Honey says bring him back to reality. He freezes "but if Haru-chan started wearing girls clothes I bet she would be cuter the she is now" Honey says trying to help. Not that its really working, hes still frozen.

"She dressed like a regular girl when she was in middle school right? She must've been pretty popular with all the boys" Hikaru said. Kyoya adds "yea, according to my investigation report" what investigation? "someone would declare their undying love to her at least once a month" ooohhhh I start to say "oh I see, so the boss wouldn't even be able to get close to her..." of course my brother finishes with "... but we'd be able to because we are in class with her all day long."

That finally seems to get Tamaki to snap out of it "no, no way" don't tell me hes gonna cry. Just then Haruhi opens the door and enters the room apologizing for being late.

Tamaki grabs her by the shoulders "don't you worry Haruhi, we're determined to keep your secret, no one will find out you're really a girl during tomorrow's physical exams." Haruhi has a wide eyed expression on her face, kinda like a ,what the hell did I just walk into look. "So please promise you'll stay our beloved secret princess." "sure" well that was easy.

"you know what?" Hikaru says looking at me "I think both of us would be a little peeved if we had to watch all the guys flirt with her" "then that settles it" out of nowhere there is a white board with plans drawn up. We all stand at attention listening intently to Tamaki's plan. After he explains the plan we hear Haruhi say"I've got it."

We all look at her confused while Mai still looks confused from before. "You guys are worried that if they find out I'm a girl and I can't be a host anymore and therefor can't repay my debt." She starts to do calculations while Tamaki, my brother and I start to freak out. "well guess I'll have to come up with another way to pay you guys back" and she starts laughing. laughing. "do something! The subject doesn't appear to have any motivation!" My brother and I say in sync.

"ugh why did we get stuck with such a difficult heroine?" Tamaki says still freaking out. "Are you saying that you hate being a host and that you hate this club?!" He says pointing at her. Haruhi surprises us saying"To be honest I'd have to say yes, I mean you guys aren't bad, but if it gets out that I'm a girl there's nothing I can do about it" Aaaannnndddd there he goes into the corner.

"She doesn't seem to care one way or another" "but before we do anything else we have to find a way to motivate her" we say looking at her. Mori speaks up for the first time in the conversation "fancy tuna" oohh that's right. Good going Mori!!That'll get her motivated! Haruhi freezes and it looks like shes thinking it over. "Oh that's right you didn't get the chance to eat any during last episode's party, did you?" Okay that face just looks disturbing but lets roll with it.

"did you hear that, shes never eaten fancy tuna before, isn't that awful" "wow talk about a difficult childhood" "if only Haru-chan could stay in the host club she'd get the chance to eat all kinds of yummy things whenever she wants" Yup shes thinking about it.

"What are you talking about? Don't be silly, just cause I'mm poor and never had it means that I'm so much of a glutton, that I'd go on fooling everyone about my gender just to try fancy tuna" We all look at her smiling knowing she's made her choice, and that she will stay. "Am I really gonna get to try it?" We all start cheering, knowing we've won.

Now that that has been sorted out Mai decides that now is a good time to ask her question going over to Haruhi. She lightly pulls on her pants to get her attention. Oh no, the boss is gonna get it now. Haruhi looks down at her sister as I nudge Hikaru to pay attention with an evil smile on my face. "Hey Mai, what's up?"

"I have a question, what does homosexual mean?" Hikaru and I bust out laughing rolling on the floor. Haruhi looks horrified and Tamaki looks scared for his life. "Mai, sweetie, where did you hear that word?" Mai looks over to Tamaki and points. Hikaru and I are dying at this point. "He said that the rest of the club besides him and you was the homosexual supporting cast" Haruhi looks over to Tamaki enraged "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT WITH MY SISTER IN THE ROOM!" Tamaki smartly decided that this was the time to run away. Haruhi sighs saying that she'll tell her later. Hikaru and I finally pull ourselves together and head home.

Tomorrow should be interesting.