When It Comes To Love- A Hermitcraft Fanfiction (Book 2)

RVs and Anything Brown

Doc's POV

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They'd done it. They destroyed the GOAT. 

I called Ren over from his loser island. It was time for revenge. 

My boyfriend rowed around the mountain, staring up at it, his expression gradually turning from confused to... amused. 

Ren walked up the hill to where I was standing in front of my house, a smirk on his face. "Let me guess... Bdubs and Keralis?" He said, then pressed his lips together innocently after seeing my glare. 

"Yes," I confirmed. "I called you over to see if you wanted to help me get revenge on them." I glared in the direction of their ridiculous replacement for the goat head- a derpy smiley face. Yeah, that wasn't going to cut it, Bdubs and Keralis! The Doctor's after your heads now. 

Yeah, that's right! Hunting other hermits was legal now. 

There was a game on Hermitcraft at the moment called the Head Games, which meant we got to kill each other to get points and win pile of diamond blocks. 

Lucky for me, BdoubleO's head was worth a bounty! 

That may or may not have been the reason that Ren was so eager to help me. No matter- he agreed to come with me to hunt my annoying neighbor and his houseguest down. 

"When will they learn to not mess with my beautiful mechanical boyfriend?" Ren said with a smile directed at me over his shades as we walked behind the mansion. "You're not one I would pick a fight with!" 

"Aw, are you saying I scare you?" I asked teasingly. Who are we kidding- of course I scared him! 

He knit his eyebrows, then snorted. "You wish!" He said as he bumped into me playfully. 

I wasn't going to take that for an answer. "Doc monster is a savage!" I growled at him in response to his slight push. 

My boyfriend stepped away from me in feign shock. "Oh no! I've done it- I've picked a fight with the Doc!" He tried to run away, but I quickly lunged forward and wrapped my arms around him firmly as he struggled in attempt to break away from my grip. 

"With technical skills and crazy vocal acrobatics!" Ren called out desperately. 

I loosened my grip a little with a contented smile. "See, now you're getting it, Ren," I murmured into his ear, nipping at it gently. 

His whole face turned red, visible even through his already present sunburn. "For the record, I'm not scared of you," my hot mess insisted meekly through a grin. 

"Uh huh," I said disbelievingly, letting him go. 

Ren adjusted his sunglasses and hooked his thumbs on his suspenders, staring at me thoughtfully. "What-" He released an awkward chuckle. "What were we doing again, Doc?" He asked. 

"Hunting down my neighbor," I reminded him. 

"Oh!" He took in a sharp breath and shot me finger guns. "Right!" 

I shook my head and smiled at all his gay cuteness. 

Just as I was about to suggest that we continue our search and maybe set up traps, I heard an engine roar from behind us. Not just behind- but above us. 

I turned and looked up to see a RV in flight- headed straight at us as it's engine sputtered, struggling to stay airborne. 

Well this- this, I was not expecting. 

The engine sputtered out and the RV made a quick descent to the ground. 

I was frozen in confusion, trying to figure out what was going on- and failing to realize that the RV was going to crash right where I was standing.