Requested by chpisobo
I don't really know what to do with this so don't expect anything good. It's like a crack fic in a normal fic but bad. Idk have whatever bullshit this is
3rd POV
Yato, Yukine, Hiyori, Ebisu Bishamon, and Kazuma were gathered in the front yard of Kofuku's property. Daikoku was grumbling under his breath at how much food everyone eats- especially Yato and Yukine.
Hiyori left her body sleeping in her room whilst her spirit was at the party Kofuku threw. There was food, drinks, and games. Honestly, she was having the time of her life.
"My Lady, please never have this many people over. There's nothing to even celebrate besides Yato finally having a shrine," Daikoku mutters to the pink-haired goddess of Poverty.
She giggles, "Calm down! Yatty hasn't done anything stupid yet!"
Back to the guests, Yukine and Yato were having a ramen-eating competition. So far, Yato has eaten three bowls and Yukine four, cuz you know, he's a teenager.
"Is this necessary?" Bishamon whispers to Hiyori. She shrugs, still looking at the pair in disbelief.
"Are you two done yet? Daikoku is tired of cooking for you guys!" Hiyori calls to the two boys.
Yukine replies, "No! I need to beat Yato at this!"
Kazuma shakes his head and pushes up his glasses. The three- Hiyori, Bishamon, and Kazuma, turn away from them to see Ebisu and Kofuku singing some random song.
"They're acting like drunks," Kazuma states. Hiyori and Bishamon hum in agreement as they finish up the song.
"Excellent talent, Ebisu! You're gonna grow up to be a talented man!" Kofuku pats the child on the head, causing him to smile widely and giggle.
"Ebisu! Come give Auntie Hiyori a hug!" Hiyori calls. Daikoku shakes his head and returns to the stove, making more ramen.
Yato finally shouts, "I think we're done here! I can't believe I lost to a kid!"
"About damn time..." Daikoku says, taking the stacks of bowls back into the kitchen. Kofuku giggles and wraps Yukine into a hug, congratulating him on winning.
Bishamon and Kazuma eventually get everyone gathered to play charades. It's a bit out of Bishamon's comfort zone, but she's going to do her best.
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"A... a dog?" Kofuku guesses. Bishamon shakes her head 'no' and continues acting out her character.
Kazuma guesses, "A lion?"
"Yes! Your turn, Kazuma!" Bishamon gets up from her position and sits back down next to Yukine.
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"Thanks for having us over, Kofuku and Daikoku. Sorry if we were such a ruckus," Hiyori smiles before being pulled into a bone-crushing hug.
"Of course, Hiyorin! You guys can come any time!" she says before hugging Yato, Ebisu, and Yukine goodbye.
As soon as they step off of the property, Hiyori pulls Yato and Yukine's ears.
"What was that behaviour at Kofuku's? Poor Daikoku was working to death making you guys food!" she hisses.
"We're sorry Hiyori! Daikoku makes amazing food!" Yukine yelps, holding his earlobe.
"It's in the past now. Ebisu, learn from these two to be kind and not bite off more than you can chew," Hiyori glares at the boys and picks up Ebisu, giving him a small peck on the cheek.
I guess I'll end it here i hope it was fine lol
