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Yuuri's POV
Viktor is sleeping... now's my chance!
I sneak to the bathroom and grab my husband's shampoo and conditioner and lock the bathroom door.
I reach above the sink and grab the temporary neon green hair dye. I hold back a snicker as I open the bottles.
"Yuuri, are you okay in there?"
Crap, he's awake.
"Y-yeah! Give me a few minutes!" I call back.
Sighing, I open the dye and pour it into the shampoo and conditioner. The bottle said the dye stays in for about four days, luckily we're not going anywhere since Makkachin is sick.
I shake the two bottles and put them back on the shelf in the shower. I flush the toilet and wash my hands to make it look like I went to the bathroom.
I open the door to be greeted by Viktor's adorable 'I-just-woke-up' face.
I smile and hug him, saying, "Good morning, sleepyhead~"
"Доброе утро, Yuuri. I'm gonna shower, okay?" he pats my head.
I nod and start to prepare Makkachin's food and put some medicine in the bowl.
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"Yuuri, did you really go to the bathroom this morning?" Viktor yells from the bathroom.
"Yeees, why do you ask?" I reply innocently.
Viktor walks out in a white robe with neon green hair. He points to his head with a small smile.
I laugh, "I wonder how that could have happened?"
"You're awful, Yuuri. How long is this supposed to last?"
"Four days."
He nods and flicks my forehead.
"No katsudon for four days, then."
oh dear jesus look at that- an update
hi, it's been a couple months. i'm alive. i've just had zero motivation for a bit. i watched more animes and have more oneshot ideas, so yay!
stay safe kiddos!
