I know I promised dabi x reader but i'm procrastinating so have this
it's not exactly romantic but i liked the idea
Eren's POV
"Oh Erennnn~!" Hanji's loud voice sings from the doors of the dining hall.
"H-Hanji? What is it?" I ask. Probably another experiment.
"I have made a new concoction that will supposedly help you control your titan better! It tastes like cherries," she smiles, "It's in my office. C'mon, c'mon!"
She pulls me up and tugs me down her her office laboratory thing.
"Hanji, I don't think this a good idea... anything could go wrong!" I say, trying to free my arm from her grasp.
She throws me in, saying, "That's the fun part about science! Experimenting... fixing the mistakes... seeing the outcomes..."
She reaches into a cupboard and pulls out a glass with a dark purple liquid that reeked of durian.
"No way in hell am I drinking that," I point to the bottle in disgust.
"Awh, c'mon!" she pouts, "it's for science!"
It seems I have no choice here.
I grab the bottle and stand to go outside. Once we reach the experiment area Hanji set up, I drink the solution.
It tastes worse than it smells. It's like a mixture of potatoes, sugar, onions, and some kind of herb I can't lay my finger on.
"Do you feel anything?" Hanji asks me with sparkling eyes.
"Yeah... my legs hurt- wait no, my everything hurts. Holy shit, I need to lay down."
Hanji helps me lay down and I feel my consciousness slip away.
Levi's POV
"RAVIOLI!" Hanji shouts from behind my door.
"Dear God... what is it, Four Eyes?" I call, rubbing the bridge of my nose.
She opens the door and is holding something in a white blanket.
She chuckles, "Uhm... You're close with Eren. He seems to only remember you and is terrified of Mikasa."
"What are you getting at?"
She turns the white blanket around to reveal Eren.
But tiny.
"What happened to Eren?" I furrow my eyebrows and approach the mini Jaeger.
"I did an experiment that was supposed to help him in his titan form... guess something wasn't right..." she chuckles.
"Heichou!" Eren's big yellow eyes meet mine. He looks to be about two years old.
"How old is the brat?" I question, taking him from Hanji's arms.
She responds, "I did my calculations, and he is one and a half. He's not going to age until I make an antidote, which I'll get on right now. Thanks, Shorty!"
Hanji throws the blanket at me and runs out of my office.
"Heichou's hands are big!" the little Eren says, fondling with my fingers.
"T-they are?" I ask, my eyes widening.
"Mhm!"
Jesus Christ, this little Eren is going to kill me.
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"WHERE IS HE?!" a booming voice asks from outside of my door.
I currently have Eren sitting on my lap whilst I fill out paperwork.
