A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna

The Day Of

With a totally open mind i got ready . I had no idea what the day had in store for me . On that front , i decided to wear something rather versatile . I threw on my favourite declan mckenna car shirt and pulled on my favourite pair of jeans . I looked in the mirror and i noticed a stain, a brown colour .

" Oh no , is that from shit or chocolate? " i thought to myself .

I checked the time and i was already running late . I couldn't leave the bbc waiting ," It doesn't matter i'll lick it off in the car ," I affirmed myself .

I finally reached the BBC . My nerves were all over the place, some even in Brazil . Sorry, i couldn't resist! Anyhow , i approached the front desk and told them my name and the call I had received .

" Yes madam , we've been expecting you . Come right this way ." The front desk man instructed.

With that , i followed the man infront of me . He lead me through the studios , making me feel like a tiny lice in the head of someone with a lot of hair . I'm so small in the world . Why me? what's happening ? I remained silent , too overwhelmed to speak . The man lead me out a door in the back of the studio .

"Why are we outside? "i thought to myself .

Even though i was confused i did not speak . I trusted this had explanation .

" We need to transport you to a new location . " the man said .

Without hesitation I hopped into the car . The car was fresh , new , smelt good . Unlike my car ... I usually stank it tf up. Sometimes a girl can't just hold in her gas ! Anyhow , as i gazed out the window i realised something . My favourite song " Brazil " by Declan mcKenna was playing on the radio . Inside i freaked out, although the song is popular i was convinced this was a coincidence. This was MY song . It was meant to be .

All of a sudden the car came to a halt and the door opened . I moved my head slowly and i could not believe what i saw . My eyes widened so large they almost fell out.

DECLAN MCKENNA STEPPING INTO THE CAR .