Emily then chants a spell under her breath while letting out the juiciest most succulent fart of her life suddenly Declan hears a whoosh!
The ghost of Daniel appeared! Right out of the poopy hole in Emily's jeans!
OH MY GOD!! DANIEL?! Declan exclaimed! before fainting due to the shock of his brother, lover and cousin appearing right there in front of him, in the form of a toxic cloud!
After waking up from his slumber, Declan rolled up his sleeve to reveal a tattoo:
'𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮,
𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 <3
23/8/20'
"I got this for you baby," he said choking on his words, "the date is the day i had our baby," he said, tears filling his eyes.
Daniel could no longer resist, he ran up to Declan and they started kissing passionately, but things took a turn for the worse as Daniel was simply a cloud of gas. DECLAN INHALED DANIEL!!!!
in a panic Declan grabs a nearby bottle and starts coughing into it he seals it and looks inside. Daniels in there but he's no longer Daniel . inside the bottle was Lee Lee Nicholson. scared Declan runs into the forest leaving Lee lee in a bottle in Emily's confused hands.
...
*BANG*
Declan hears a shot.
He sees a hunter. This was a short man and kind of fruity. Declan recognizes him to be the newly found Christian, lohAnthony.
"NOOOO WHY WHY WHY" Declan cried. Animals meant a lot to him.
He runs up to LohAnthony.
"You shouldn't kill animals because I'm a vegan and I don't eat chocolate because I'm vegan and I don't drink milk cause I'm a vegan." Declan explains with his lip quivering.
While Declan is ranting, The hunter notices the tattoo on his arm.
"You know homosexuality is a sin right?"And with that he disappears into the night.
...
Remembering what had just happened with Lee Lee in a bottle, Declan continues running through the forest. He sees a deer dead on the floor, he recognizes it but he doesn't know from where....
He hears a shout from behind him, it's Emily.
" DECLAN WHAT JUST HAPPENED" screamed emily.
"Look" points Declan.
Emily sees the dead deer in front of her with its tongue out like fionas dad in shrek when he d worded when he was a frog.
"LIAM!!!" Emily cries. The deer in front of them was Liam because he trotted off into the forest to live his life as a deer as was stated in the last chapter remember.
Declan and Emily have a small memorial for Liam as he was more than a friend he was family and if bush was hit by the shoe this wouldn't have happened.
"Cigarette... daydreams..... you were only 17🎶" They sing in unison.
Emily leans down and kisses his forehead. "I'll never forget you Liam...." she whispers as if he could hear her.
Declan reaches in his pocket and takes out his cum sick and gently places it in Liam's hooves.
Emily and Declan walk back to the streets in the city in grief, both very distraught and with their heads down.
Quicker than someone could say "AH!🧍🏻" a car hits Emily and sends her flying into the sky. Declan stands there in shock not knowing what to do he finally snaps out of it and runs to emily and notices she has a giant wound on her arm he catches the licence plate of the car in question and locks it in his mind.
" EMILY ARE YOU OK " declan screams.
suddenly declan gets a thot what if i use her shit to close the wound. he reaches in her pants and grabs her pood out and patches up her wound and suddenly emily woke up.
" declan what happened " emily asks with tears in her eyes.
"i know who hit you emily the licence plate number it was.... 911."
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A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna
FanfictionLife is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...
