*BANG BANG BANG* someone banged on the door.
Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel stands paralysed in fear as the pounding on the door grows louder and louder. 2 ice cubes hit the floor from her dispenser and her cheeks flush pink.
"omg george i'm so embarrassed please don't look" she squeaks while frantically looking for a towel to cover them.
george leans in close and kisses her cold stainless steel forehead, leaving a faint kiss mark. "guess you're not completely stainless" he giggles while fondeling his balls discreetly.
the short burst of romance distracted the two from the tense situation they had found themselves in but a loud "BAWKAWK" from chicken wif shoes quickly snapped them out of it.
his small claw, protected with a pair of nikes of black and greens smashed a hole in the bottom of the door large enough for the criminals, declans and mcbeardy to crawl in.
behind them followed emily, slightly woozy because of her condition.
"wtf are you doing" screamed george, as he clutched his beloved Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel close to his chest
"we don't have time to go over all this shit, if you want to be caught up just read farting fantasy on wattpad by author j0hn green" declan exclaimed as he began barricading the door with whatever he could find.
emily strutted into the kitchen wearing some all black clothes she'd found in Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steels wardrobe, proudly announcing "now i'm a bad ass with bad gas"
the group rolled their eyes at the shit joke (pun intended) emily had made and chicken wif shoes punched her in the boob.
as the gang laughed at emily crying on the floor there was a faint trotting sound coming from the hallway...
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A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna
FanfictionLife is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...
