"Plamen's Lover???" Declan asked himself, Emily still asleep on the side of the curb bc of her flatnoseinitis.
Declan almost fell down (twin towers tease) when he found out that plamen is seeing someone. he promised that once he saw plamen he wouldn't include him and lee lee in his sex life ever again.
...
Meanwhile in London, Plamen's side-hoe turned girlfriend Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel paced around their apartment in worry because Plamen wasn't picking up her calls.
the last they'd talked he'd told her about this old crustyass cracker in a bottle who (she had to admit) just the THOUGHT turned her on.
She stood in the kitchen waiting for her boyfriend to come home when there was pounding at the door. "Plamen dear is that you?" *pounding intensifies*
"OPEN THE DOOR YOU WHORE" an unfamiliar male voice called out
"I AM JUST A Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel YOU MF CUM SOCK LOOKING ASS BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP"
All the pounding on the door paid off and the door gave away under the pressure of the man's knuckles.
In the doorway stood the sex God.
aka
George Haverson.
"It's an honor to meet you Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel... But i'm afraid I can't chat for long"
"Is it diarrhea? Do you need to shit? We have a bathroom with an open window so the stench can pass on to the people outside and you can enjoy the lovely ENGLISH WEATHER."
"No i dont have to shit... my love (fridge blushed) but there are two dangerous and armed criminals and a sexy sexy chicken who are looking to harm you."
He took a deep breath and looked at his crush Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel
"Together... we must defeat them"
YOU ARE READING
A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna
FanfictionLife is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...
