A thick-eyebrowed very fit man kinda short tho like 5'5/5'6 steps out of the drivers seat. His dark black glasses resting gently against the bridge of his nose. His black button up undone by three buttons showing off his rock hard abs.
Declan crosses his legs and holds Lee Lee in a bottle over his crotch... trying to conceal something.
Emily also equally turned on by the hot short king officer is confused whether what she felt in her cooter after seeing him was pee, period blood, or something else...
Hey there folks I'm officer Plamen, what seems to be the problem?
"W-well, me and her have been involved in a hit and run. We have the license plates officer" Declan states, his voice faint because his little friend is pressing up against Lee Lee in a bottle and it won't go down.
Outside of the passenger seat steps out the next officer. Tall, tattooed, with bleach blonde dreads and a face full of metal.
Instantly Declan's Brazil goes down. He is thankful. So is Lee Lee in the bottle.
"That's my partner officer Davey btw" Officer Plamen says.
"Can you tell me the license plate number madam" Officer Davey asks Emily.
"Certainly. The car that hit me was 911, and the car that hit Declan was LKE CTFTH."
"What's that you're holding there pal?" Asks officer Plamen.
"Oh it's just this bottle... I'm just going to fill it up with the tap and drink from it nothing special..." Declan lied.
"I'm afraid we're gonna have to take that into evidence young man..."
Officer Plamen takes Lee Lee in a bottle and hands it to Offer Davey.
"Oh no.. not Lee Lee in a bottle" Emily thought to herself.
If only she could find a way to persuade Officer Plamen...
Right then and there Emily began doing the WAP dance even though her pants were full of piss and shit and every time touched the floor it left a mark and a horrible odor.
Declan's brazil started going back up again and he began to lick the floor. Officer Davey drove away in horror with Lee Lee in the bottle and the license plate report. Officer Plamen stayed and watch. He began to wank. Then him and Declan began to kiss.
Emily passed out because of her flatnoseinitis that causes occasional narcolepsy.
Officer Plamen and Declan played ookie cookie. Plamen won the first round but Declan the last two.
They touched tips.
They had tw// gay sex.
It turns out Officer Plamen had AIDS.
There Declan was, with AIDS and without Lee Lee in a bottle.
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A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna
FanfictionLife is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...
