The gang stands outside of the apartment door, every member being even more emotionally turmoiled than before.
George's uncontrollable crying had stopped, but it had shifted onto Alex.
"I'm sorry guys I have to go, I realised that there's something more important that I need to do. Good luck..."
George runs out of the apartment complex leaving Emily, McBeardy, Alex, and Chicken wif Shoes comforting each other in the hallway.
Seeing King Harold die showed George that love is but a fleeting friend, and he needed to reveal his feelings and put his love for Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel before anything else.
George took the next bus to Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel's apartment and ran up the stairs faster than any elevator (feetband soundcloud tease) could carry him.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
George stood at the door anxiously and out of breath. His stomach growing more and more twisted as he heard metal scrape against the tile floor coming closer to the door.
She opened the door.
"George! You're safe!!!" Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel exclaimed as she hugged him with all her might but she was too strong and cold for him so his arms turned purple for like 2 minutes.
"My dear...." George looked Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel in the eye and caressed her ice machine.
Suddenly, George got down on one knee. He reached in his pocket and took out a small box. The box contained the largest diamond in the world in the shape of an ice cube. His eyes watered. His hands began to shake as he held the ring up towards the love of his life.
"Omg" whispered Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel in shock as she covered her mouth.
"Will you, Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel, do me the honour of becoming my wife/sister/bestie/enemy/cousin???"
"YES!!! OF COURSE!!!" Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel screamed as George slid the ring on her finger.
"I have to call my mother LG GSX960NSVZ A++ InstaView Door-in-Door Fridge Freezer and tell her the news and plan all the details!!!" She squealed.
George stood in disbelief and pure euphoria as to what just happened.
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A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna
FanfictionLife is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...
