"What are we going to do?" Emily cried as she fell on the floor.
Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel looked down at Emily, well, at the pee puddle she's sat under, and sighed.
George stood up. "I know who can help us."
"Who?" Emily said standing up.
"Wait I'm getting cramps asf" George yelled.
"Aw, my poor baby. Let me help you." Emily smiled as she stepped forward and started rubbing his stomach.
It didn't take George long for him to let a fart out.
"Here comes the sun." George cooed, charmingly letting out a really long, but quiet fart.
He sighed in relief. Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel was jealous of Emily, but chose to hide it.
"We need go down to See the lady of the night" George smirked.
"Annie Mac?😏" Emily asked as she let out a prelude to poo.
"No. You'll see😏😏😏" Said George.
Emily felt shivers run down her spine as she remembered her ex, Luke Cutforth's voice.
George, Emily, And Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel arrive at a house. George rings the doorbell. Alex Lawther opened the door, wearing only a robe. Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel beeped as her ice melted.
"Emily? George? I know I smelt something eggy! Anyway... What are you doing here?" Alex asked.
"It's Declan! Tara kidnapped him" Emily said.
"Are you going to help us?" George asked.
Alex sighed remembering his make out session with Declan. "Let's do it."
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A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna
FanfictionLife is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...
