*6 Months Later*
George woke up bright and early, "I can't believe i am marrying the love of my life today!" he thought to himself. He levitated out of bed and got his nails done did before getting dressed in his very expensive suit (as he is rich and famous)
He spoke to his best man, Will Joseph Cook, "I need a shit help help help help!!" he yelled,
there was no toilet nearby so Will opened his hands and George shit in them,
"thanks xx" George said
"anything for my bestie x x"said Will.
Meanwhile at the samsung household, Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel's Bridesmaids, Emily and Callum were helping her get dressed then, her cousin, Ellen walked in
"hey mamas you look so sexy" Ellen whispered, with a smirk on her face.
then they got in their car and drove to the venue.
Later, at the venue, George was waiting to see the love of his life, he then heard a faint whisper "why does it smell kinda bad in here"
it had then occurred to him that he didn't wipe..
"silly me!" he thought but that thought quickly went away when he saw the love of his life, Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel walking down the aisle, tears filled his eyes- he couldn't tell if it was because the love of his life was so so beautiful or because the smell of his own shit was so toxic that it made him cry.
"you're beautiful bestie,, i mean baby" George said, choking on his tears
"you are so sexy i can't wait for tonite <3 <3" growled Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel.
Priest Murr Sleeping then says "Dear friends and family, we are gathered here today to witness and celebrate the union of George Haverson and Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FltexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel in marriage. In the one day they have been together, their love and understanding of each other has grown and matured, and now they have decided to live their lives together as husband and fridge, now does anyone have any vows"
George pulls out a piece of paper reading "WATER ICE SALT AYEEEE"
Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel then says "baby please text me back please baby ok please baby i love you so so so so much baby i really really do baby ok please believe me baby i do ok baby"
"Okay, do you, Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel, take ElGeorgeo_97 to be your husband"
"I do", she said, tears filling her eyes
"ElGeorgeo_97 do you take Samsung - 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top-Freezer Refrigerator with FlexZone™ and Ice Maker - Stainless steel to be your wife"
"I d-"
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