Liams body lay lifeless on the ground beside us, declan spat on him and began to laugh to himself muttering "now i'm saying it's ovaaaa"
tears flood my eyes, "DECLAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, LIAM WAS MY BROTHER!"
declans face drops as he is clearly shocked, he squats over liams body and whispers, "wet and sticky is very icky, sticky and wet makes deccy upset" while rubbing his clotting blood between his fingers.
with the sacred chant being spoken liam sits up at lighting speed and laughs, "it's not ovvaaaa"
he strips that down and tears off all his clothes then pulls me into a tight hug, "i'll never forget you emily" he laughs.
before i can tell him how much i love him he trots into the forest behind us to live his life as a deer. i turn to declan in disbelief over everything thsts just happened.
"we'll wasnt the coo coo bananas" Declan chuckles.
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A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna
FanfictionLife is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...
