After declan leaves the car he quickly runs back in rembering how good my toots smelt.
He started crying bc Daniel was more then just a friend he was a lover and declans parents banished him underground for falling in love with declan It turns out they were home of phobic.
Suddenly we saw a prostitute and he walked up to the car "what's up hotties my name is Alex " declan suddenly jumped up nervous abt the beatuiful man in front of him.
Alex got in the car and onto declans lap they started making out so hard declan accidentally swallowed alexs teeth and Alex ran out if the car I went to help declan bc he was choking sharting in every breath I put my hand down his throat and pulled the teeth out declan threw up on my hand and I tried to lick the throw up off my hand sneakily but he saw me and joins in on licking my hand.
This causes both of are stomachs to twist then liam Payne knocked on our window and put a gun to declans head "give me your money" liam said talking to declan.declan starts crying and I rip a nose hair from my nostril and choke liam to death with it and he died in declans lap declan started screaming I asked what's wrong and he said "LIAM IS BITTING MY DICK" I quickly sit on liams head and shart him to death.
Getting into the drivers seat, I drove far far away and was so embarrassed abt how silent the car ride was.I parked in an abandoned parking lot helping declan get liams off me I caught him staring at my poopy butt bitting his lip.I smiled at him and he smiled back .
I threw liam of and grabbed his gun and shot liam a few times. Declan started unbuttoning his shirt and grabbed me and put me on his lap I said "I can't do this declan,I'm on my period."
He replied with a smile, "the only thing periods stop is a sentence."
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A Farting Fantasy - Declan McKenna
FanfictionLife is mundane for 18-year-old Emily Vanita who was born and raised in a small town just outside of London, until one day when she gets a call from BBC Radio 1 that gives her the opportunity of a lifetime...
