A Doe in Buck's Clothing (Louis x Reader)

24: Pina The Player

"But whyyyyy?!" Pina whined and chased after the fleeing wolf. "Where are you going?! Waaaait!" He caught up to him and held his hand. As expected, the large carnivore was frozen in place. Pina knew that any time of romantic appeal from another male, regardless of species, often did that. Lesser evolved, he thought of them as. "You're really pure, aren't you? You're attached to just a single girl, huh? That's impressive. It's very canine of you, you know?"Legoshi stopped and faced Pina. "Legoshi, I'd like to love in a pure way like you." His face looked pure, but he had schemes brewing in his brain. "Why do animals get angry when someone isn't dedicated to one single lover?"

"B-Be-Because it's insincere..."

"But sincerity is subjective, right? To me, 'sincerity' means enjoying life while being true to yourself. Morals don't really do us much good, you know?" Pina sauntered up to Legoshi and ran his fingers along his lips and fangs, freezing him in place once again. "If you were to eat me alive right now, I wouldn't even hate you for it." He walked over to the curtain that separated this section of the hallway from the others. "Let's see... I'll just close the curtains..." Pina pressed his body against Legoshi's, feeling his hot breath on his wool. "When I'm alone with a girl, or whomever, in a dimly lit classroom, I feel an uncontrollable urge to kiss her." Pina's lips tilted up and Legoshi could smell the grass-bread from this morning's breakfast. His legs quaked and he wanted to escape. It was all he could do to keep from eating this stupid sheep. "Legoshi, do you feel like eating me right now? Or what about just giving me a few licks here or there? I want to make sure I'm delicious as possible for YN..." Legoshi's eyes went completely black with rage. "And who knows, if I like how it feels enough, I might invite you to join us as well."

Legoshi gripped Pina's shoulders crushingly.

"I. Don't. Eat. Meat. And I don't have a girlfriend... Whatever your business with YN is, I'm just a good-for-nothing wolf nobody." He growled through his teeth. Why did herbivores do this to him? Sometimes, they made him seethe with anger. Did they want to be eaten?

"Really? Well, if you say so." Pina backed off and brushed his shoulders off.

"AUGH! Leave me alone, I'm going to the cafeteria. I'm going to eat some vegetables!"

"Uh, okay, bye?" Pina shook his head and returned to where you were sitting.

"Why did Legoshi just go stomping by?"

"I tried to seduce him. I offered my meat, my body and even to share you!" Pina laughed.

"Oh my godddd," You groaned. "Whyyyyy?"

"I wanted to see if he was secretly like me?" Pina pulled you into a hug. "I wanted to make sure you weren't in love with a player."

"Not in love..."

"But the answer was no! Just a muscle-ly dummy. An idiot-sandwich. Same as most girls."