░▒▓█▓▒░ @awsten: JUST HAD LITERALLY THE MOST ADORABLE, PURE, WHOLESOME INTERACTION EVER OH MY GOD NO ONE TALK TO ME I'M SOFT (1/4) | | | @awsten: I WENT TO A DIFFERENT STARBUCKS THAN USUAL THIS MORNING BC MY OLD ONE GOT EXPOSED (SMFH) AND THERE WAS A MOM AND HER KID THERE AND THE KID STARED AT ME FOR A SECOND WHICH CONFUSED ME AND THEN HE STARTED TALKING TO HIS MOM BUT I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT WAS BEING SAID AND DIDN'T REALLY CARE THAT MUCH BC IT'S MORNING AND I HADN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET AT THIS POINT ANYWAY THE MOM'S NAME IS CALLED AND SHE GETS HER COFFEE AND HER SON'S SMOOTHIE (2/4) | | | @awsten: AND THE SECOND THE MOM LETS GO OF HIS HAND TO GRAB THEIR DRINKS HE'S RUNNING OVER TO ME AND HE LOOKS SO EXCITED AND HE SAYS SUPER QUIETLY SO NO ONE ELSE HEARS THAT HE KNOWS I'M MAGIC AND HE'LL KEEP IT SECRET AND THE MOM RUSHES OVER AND TELLS THE KID NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS BC SHE'S A GOOD MOM AND KNOWS HOW TO PARENT AND THE KID JUST LOOKS TO ME AND ASKS IF I'M MAGIC AND REASONS THAT MY HAIR IS BLUE SO I'M MAGIC (APPARENTLY THE BELIEF CAME FROM A STORY THE MOM HAD TOLD HIM) (3/4) | | | @awsten: OBVIOUSLY I SAY YES BC THERE'S NO WAY I'M TELLING THIS KID I'M NOT MAGIC (I FUCKING AM MAGIC LETS BE REAL HERE) AND HE TOTALLY BELIEVES I'M MAGIC AND A HERO AND IT WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE THIS IS GONNA BE MY NEW GO-TO STARBUCKS BC OF THKS EXPERIENCE ALONE THANKS TO THAT KID AND MOM FOR MAKING MY DAY (4/4) | @user3: this is the content i stay on twitter for @user0737: SOFTSOFTSOFT @user092: awsten playing along and letting this kid believe in magic and heroes is the most iconic thing ever. sorry i don't make the rules @underscoregeoff: wow you were nice before you had your coffee what a plot twist ↪@awsten: I'M SO NICE 😤😤😤 @traviswanteat: sounds fake but okay ↪@awsten: NO THIS WAS ENTIRELY REAL AND ENTIRELY ADORABLE FUCK OFF ↪@user33: this was almost pure but then awsten said fuck ↪@awsten: HAHAHA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK @ottowood: i really expected you to destroy the kid's belief in magic what a nice surprise ↪@awsten: STOP BEING MEAN TO ME YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND ↪@ottowood: k @user792: SOFT CONTENT™ @user083: was the mom hot ↪@awsten: THAT HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY WYD @JawnRocha: this is so cute what even ↪@awsten: RIGHT | | | @skylaradams: had the cutest interaction at a starbucks this morning omg thank you to the guy with the blue hair who made my son's day! | @user3: wait @user3: WAS IT THIS GUY
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↪@skylaradams: yeah! do you know him? ↪@user3: THAT'S AWSTEN FUCKING KNIGHT OF WATERPARKS ↪@skylaradams: i've never heard of them, sorry! but he's a really nice guy! ↪@user593: WAIT THIS IS THE MOM AWSTEN TWEETED ABOUT OMG ↪@user602: this bitch doesn't even realize how lucky she is wow @user27: @awsten LOOK WE FOUND THE MOM @user20179: i don't like this lady keep her away from awsten @user493: OMG YOU'RE THE PERSON AWSTEN TWEETED ABOUT HI YOUR SON IS ADORABLE @user038: no good parent would let their kid run off like that you don't deserve to be a mom @user802: fuck off @user8035: CAN Y'ALL CALM DOWN AND STOP BEING ASSHOLES TO THE LADY PLEASE @user2823: this is legit the most replies she's ever gotten on a tweet if she talks to him again it's probably only gonna be so she gets noticed tbh i don't like her @user3840: @awsten LOOK THE MOM @user2: @awsten @user993: @awsten [@awsten followed @skylaradams] | | | @awsten: SOME OF Y'ALL ARE BEING ASSHOLES TO THE PERSON I SPECIFICALLY SAID HELPED MAKE MY DAY CAN YOU NOT BE JERKS JUST LEAVE HER ALONE WHY DO Y'ALL GOTTA RUIN THINGS FOR ME LIKE THIS ●☆●☆●☆●☆● private messages between @awsten and @skylaradams hey i'm sorry about the people being assholes to you i really didn't expect that to happen it's not your fault, don't worry about it i blocked most of the really bad ones anyway any way i can make it up to you? you have nothing to make up for seriously. not like you did anything wrong idk i probably should've known that tweeting about it would end bad, some people are just complete assholes and anyway that was my not so subtle way of asking if you'd maybe wanna hang out? maybe we can run into each other at starbucks again tomorrow? can't, sorry. i don't have anyone to watch my son bring him he's a cool kid and i may or may not have gone on youtube and learned some "magic" card tricks so i wasn't lying about being magical 😂 omg you did not 😂 i totally did i practiced with my friend and he was thoroughly impressed when it was his card damn i might have to see that little trick for myself see you tomorrow then? same time as this morning? can we maybe wait until monday when i have a friend available to watch my son? no offense but i still don't really know you well and don't want him getting attached yeah of course! i totally get that see you monday! see you monday! ░▒▓█▓▒░
