Unnatural blue II A. KNIGHT

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░▒▓█▓▒░ "Don't look now," Christina says as she nudges Skylar, "but our regular who knows your future husband just walked in. I told Josh to seat him in your section. If you don't ask about Awsten we are gonna have a serious problem." "Okay, one: Awsten is not my future anything," Skylar is quick to correct. "And two: I am not asking this guy about Awsten! That's...weird." "Hm, looks like you won't have to be the one to bring it up," Christina realizes when seeing recognition register on the customer's face. "He definitely knows who you are. Meaning Awsten talked about you." "Yeah, right," Skylar mumbles, rolling her eyes. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go do my job." She approaches Geoff's table with a practiced smile, trying to convince herself that his connection to Awsten is no big deal. "Hi," she greets, "my name is Skylar and I'll be your server today. Are you ready to order?" "Sorry, this is probably gonna sound so weird but do you know Awsten Knight? I'm, like, ninety-eight percent sure you're the person he's been talking about," he brings up, as Christina predicted. "I, uh, we met briefly," Skylar replies a bit awkwardly. "Okay, cool, it woulda been super awkward if I was wrong," he remarks with a short laugh. "I'm Geoff, by the way. I'm a friend of his." ●☆●☆●☆●☆● @underscoregeoff: had the best waitress ever today @awsten would be jealous 😂 | @awsten: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS EXPLAIN YOURSELF ↪@underscoregeoff: ... @christinawells: i've literally never been so offended in my entire existence ↪@umderscoregeoff: i'm so extremely sorry ↪@christinawells: sounds fake but okay 👀👀👀 also if you're gonna talk about my bestie don't indirect her you gotta @ her gee-off 😤😤😤 ↪@underscoregeoff: i didn't @ her bc i was gonna go for the shock factor with @awsten but since you're challenging me @skylaradams ↪@skylaradams: i've been summoned??? ↪@awsten: SKY HEY SORRY YOU GOT STUCK BEING GEOFF'S WAITRESS I HEARD HE'S A SHITTY CUSTOMER AND GIVES SHITTY TIPS ↪@skylaradams: oml no he was probably the best tipper of my entire shift and a great customer ↪@awsten: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT FOR THE YELP REVIEW IT'S OKAY YOU CAN EXPOSE HIM ↪@skylaradams: no he's really nice! ↪@awsten: IS HE RYAN APPROVED™ LIKE I AM OR NAH I FEEL LIKE HE HASN'T EARNED THAT I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIM (KIDDING GEOFF IS A SWEETHEART BUT I'M DEFINITELY BETTER 😤😤😤) ↪@skylaradams: he hasn't met ryan??? what's happening??? ↪@christinawells: you oblivious babe i think he's flirting with you but in a v weird way. we love some unique flirting in this household ↪@awsten: HI WHO ARE YOU ↪@christinawells: I'M THE BEST FRIEND WHO ARE YOU ↪@awsten: THE GUY TRYING AND FAILING TO GET A DATE ↪@skylaradams: i was unaware you were failing 👀 ↪@awsten: ASDFGHJKL WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY GAMES LIKE THIS UGH ROMANCE IS SO CONFUSING ↪skylaradams: i haven't played games??? i canceled a date bc i care about my son's health??? ↪@awsten: FUNNY I ALSO CARE ABOUT YOUR SON'S HEALTH IS HE FEELING ANY BETTER BEING SICK FUCKING SUCKS ↪@skylaradams: yeah! he's good now, it passed pretty quick ↪@christinawells: sis you're leaving out the part where he asked to see awsten and said he misses him ↪@awsten: AW HE MISSES ME TELL HIM I SAID HI AND I'LL SHOW HIM SOME MAGIC TRICKS NEXT TIME I SEE HIM ↪@christinawells: assuming there's a next time ↪@awsten: WELL I PLAN TO IMPRESS SKY ON OUR DATE AND HOPEFULLY GET ANOTHER DATE AFTER THAT AND IF THINGS WORK OUT WHICH I HOPE THEY DO I'LL PROBABLY SEE RYAN AGAIN BC PARENTING IS A HUGE PART OF LIFE AND SKY'S GOTTA PUT THAT FIRST OF COURSE SO SOMETIMES MAYBE SHE'LL BE COOL WITH ME HANGING OUT WITH BOTH OF THEM ↪@skylaradams: i think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves here ↪@christinawells: commitment at its finest i approve ↪@skylaradams: I THINK WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE | | | @awsten: GUESS WHO JUST GOT A DATE WITH THE CUTEST HUMAN WHOSE NUMBER I KEEP FORGETTING TO ASK FOR | @skylaradams: literally we just set up this date two seconds ago how have you already tweeted about it ↪@awsten: ONE OF MY MAGIC POWERS ↪@skylaradams: oh my god what have i gotten myself into (kidding kidding you're cool) ↪@awsten: *TEARS UP* MOM SHE CALLED ME COOL @user32: okay but ew why's he gonna date a mom @user602: congrats! happy for you! @user082: he could do better she's kinda gross tbh @user92: is he really out here about to date a fucking waitress lmao she's probably using him for money @user6: wtf why @traviswanteat: uh fake news i'm the cutest human and i'm not going on a date with you and you already have my number ░▒▓█▓▒░