Il Libro degli Scleri

Ho Voglia Di Cazzeggiare

💛, l'ho fatto davvero.
Mi dispiace, classe mia adorata, ma sono annoiata, e ho avuto sta canzone in testa per tutta la sera. Quindi...

In un ipotetico momento post-quarantena, nella classe di Iddy.

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Iddy : Entra in classe

Baskettaro e Crodino : Ennesima scena yaoi fraintendibile

Baskettaro : Esce dalla stanza

Iddy : 'Devo farlo davvero?'

Iddy : "Alright"

Iddy : Tossisce, puntando il dito contro Crodino

Iddy : "There! Right there!
Look at that tan, well-tended skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!"

Crodino : "Ma che ho fatto?"

Iddy : "Esisti come cinnamon roll"

Nintendoswitch : "I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate.
A totally straight expatriate.
That guy's not gay, I say not gay."

Iddy : "Ma..."

Tutti : "That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to assume.
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?"

L'attaccodeigiganti : "But look at his coiffed and crispy locks."

🌺 : "Look at his silk translucent socks."

L'attaccodeigiganti : "There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seein'."

🐻 : "What are we seein'?"

Nintendoswitch : "Is he gay?"

Iddy : "Of course he's gay!"

Nintendoswitch : "Or European?"

Iddy : 😐

Tutti : "Oh...
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?"

Nintendoswitch : "Well, hey, don't look at me!"

Tiktokker : "You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports"

Tutti : "In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks."

Iddy : "Oh, please."

Tutti : "Gay or European?
So many shades of gray"

🐲, che si sta leggendo 50SdG : "Iddy, che cazzo mi fai fare?"

🐲 : "Depending on the time of day,
The French go either way."

Tutti : "Is he gay or European, or--?"

💛 : "There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro, hetero jerk
That guy's not gay
I say no way"

Tutti : "That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume"

🌺 : "Is automatically, radically"

L'attaccodeigiganti : "Ironically, chronically"

Iddy : "Certainly, flirtingly"

Nintendoswitch : "Genetically, medically"