I know - Kyman Fanfic

Chapter Five

I woke up to the my alarm clock, groaning yet I was used to it all by now. Get dressed, have a shower, brush teeth and hair, put make up over small spots, eat, go to school. The routine was simple now, I've been doing it for years.

Once showered with brushed hair and teeth, I walked down to a plate full of toast. I took a piece and joined my mother in the kitchen. She had her usual red messy bun done without even brushing out, I'm surprised that she doesn't need to brush it first.

"Did you tell Cartman I like crystals yesterday?" I asked out of the blue. "He came to me at 2am with this really expensive one, only you know where to buy them from." She seemed to lose herself in her mind, eyes wide open and she dropped the plate in the sink; smashing it.

"Oh shit! I mean- oops. He asked what he could do to make you happier after he accidentally made you upset, apparently. I said that I buy crystals from that place in town but I didn't expect him to actually get one! How much was it?"

"£145."

"Oh goodness!" She seemed to have a little panic, but I gave her a reassuring smile.

"Hey, I'll talk to him about it when I get the chance and try to convince him to take it back. I don't deserve that as an apology. Though it is nice.."

"Well he obviously cares about you, you should accept it."

"Maybe I should. Oh, I've got to go, bye mom!" I exited the door quickly after grabbing my black backpack. I was dressed in a white hoodie and black jeans with black converse shoes. My hair was done as it normally is, gelled lightly and smart.

The walk to the bus stop was only about 5 minutes, so I took my time along the snowy path. I never trusted it, so I always walked in the snow to avoid any ice. I saw Butters just exiting his house and we shared a smile. He had Stan with his arm around him, waving.

Not wanting to know what they did last night, I slung my arm around Stan's shoulder as if we were all in the same relationship. "Wassup dude!" He cheered, bumping our fists. "You still up for later?"

"Like always!" I replied happily back, gazing at Butters smile. He truly was a cute boy, no wonder why Stan fell for him. They were kinda perfect. Stan needed help and a kind person, he got what he wanted. They were also both kind hearted people, emotional and caring.

"I hope you don't mind me joining." Butters spoke shyly. He worried quite a bit sometimes about how others felt. It was kinda annoying, having him ask multiple times about a clear arrangement.

"Butters, you're, like, my best friend. Of course I want you there cheering us on!" I said back, smiling wider. "Besides, I'd expect you to want to check out Stan while his shirt lifts as he jumps." That stopped him talking, he just grew bright red.

"I don't look at his body! I just..observe."

"Riiiiight." I smirked cheekily and turned my attention to the figures at the bus stop. It was Kenny and Cartman, arguing over something. I separated myself from the couple and went closer to hear what they were scoffing about.

"Get a life Kenneth, you're poor and always high." God not this again.

"At least my moms not a prostitute!" He screeched back, a little offended.

"My moms not the prostitute, you're the prostitute in this town! You've smashed, like, every girl in this town, let alone you're collection of boys."

"Shut up you fat fuck!"

"Guys!" I shouted, standing between them. "Could you not? You're arguing over nothing, it's pointless."

"You just got here." The blonde sneered. "You don't the half of it."