I know - Kyman Fanfic

Chapter Fifteen

It was next day, nothing big happened. Cartman was thinking of joining my uncle at work tomorrow while I sat back and enjoyed my mother's company again.

Cartman looked down at me as we walked along the path, smiling slightly. I returned it, wondering what was on his mind. "Say, Jew, could I stay over next week? I've got everything in my backpack now, so I'm going straight home. I would love to engage in you're 'crush talk' with Stan."

"Of course! I've really enjoyed having you over, I feel like we were made to live together, in some way. It just felt right." I thought to myself. Imagine living with Cartman, that wouldn't be so hard saying he spent the whole week at mine. "Oh, theres Tweek!"

We walked up to his twitching body, receiving a little, shy wave. "H-hey guys!" He spoke, watching Craig in a coffee shop, come out with a cup of the strong, dark liquid. He blew on it for his boyfriend, handing it to him. He eventually acknowledged us and smiled.

"Hey." He simply said in his usual voice.

"Hi! I hope you haven't been waiting long, fatass needed to pack last minute." I replied, pointing towards the subject of the conversation. He rolled his eyes in return and placed his hand on my ginger hair.

"And..don't forget my dear Jew, he wanted to put on foundation then give me a whole step by step on how he does it. Also, as we walked out of the door the first time he wanted to change into the dungarees, then the second time he forgot his phone, then third he triple checked the plugs. And so, the fourth time we actually got into the car. So, I'm not the only reason we were..hmm, half an hour late?"

I growled up at him. Though they were true facts, I hated him talking about me in such a way. "Cool. Come on." Craig replied, probably not even listening to Cartman talk.

We followed him through the shopping centre, taking us into a clothes store. He seemed to know where he was going off by heart, as this was a place Cartman and I had never visited. He went to the counter and received some jeans. Without words, he moved on and walked into a few other shops.

The conversations were brief, but that was how we all were I guess. Craig was usually pretty quiet, Tweek would always just twitch, Cartman usually had bad things to say, and I hated starting conversations. "Um..is there anywhere we could just linger?" I asked. "Like..a bar? Restaurant? Pizza place?"

"Oh." Craig turned his head, probably forgetting that he wasn't alone. "Sorry, I just had some stuff to get." No shit. "But I was planning on taking us all to a cafe then to an aquarium that just opened. Sound good?" Wow. He actually had plans.

"Perfect!" I chimed, watching Cartman eye up something. I followed his eyes and looked at a shop he was glued to. It was a sex shop. I rolled my eyes and tugged him down by the collar of his shirt. "Stop thinking with you're dick." I accidentally purred, gazing into his eyes. He took my accidental flirty persona as a threat and stood straight as I released my grip.

"Sorry, I just saw a hot dude in there." He replied, licking his lips. I swatted his shoulder playfully then followed wonder couple to the inside cafe. It was fairly quiet and modern.

We got seated at a booth, Cartman and I sitting next to eachother. We ordered some coffee and hot chocolate for Cartman and drunk in peace. "How long have you two been together?" I asked, sipping on the cooled down drink.

"About 7 years." Tweek responded happily, squeezing Craig's hand on the table. "He's the best boyfriend in the world!" Damn. Tweek was pretty calm after some strong caffeine.

"Shut up." Craig muttered under his breath and I laughed.

"Sweet." I commented.

"Speaking of couples, how long have Stan and Butters been together?"