I know - Kyman Fanfic

Chapter Thirteen

"Hey guys." We stopped dancing a few minutes ago and got seated, but Craig decided to walk up to us. "Didn't expect to see you guys together here."

"Oh, we're only coming out for dinner!" I replied, sipping on my water. He rose an eyebrow and I rolled my eyes. "We're here for the food, not some lovey dovey shit."

"Cartman?"

"What?" Cartman replied, mouth full of food. "Oh. Yeah I was hungry."

"Right. Well, do you two want to hang out with Tweek and I? Like a..double date?"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong idea." I said. "We're not together we're just friends."

"Yeah. Good friends." He looked and Cartman but he flipped him off, getting a middle finger in return. I noticed Cartman grow a bit red, he really didn't like Craig right now.

"But..if you want to hang out just as friends, then I'm down. It's not like anyone else is free."

"What does Thursday sound like? In two days if one of you don't know."

"Great! I'll make sure that I'm free! Thank you, Craig! Should we all meet at yours?"

"Sure. See you two." Craig walked off to Tweek, who was looking sweetly at his lover.

"He really thinks that we're dating, doesn't he?" Cartman hissed.

"It's fine, he's just mistaken. Should we go? It's getting fairly late."

"Yeah, come on." Cartman stood up and walked towards the door before I stopped him.

"Idiot! We haven't paid yet!"

"That's why we have legs, to run. Come on!" He grabbed my arm to run out, my heart racing. I've never left somewhere without paying before, but there was something thrilling about it.

He smiled at the moon, then looked at me. We shared a smile of happiness, and he seemed to enjoy it. And if he enjoyed it, I did. Any moment with him smiling was enough to kill for. He had a nice, inviting smile.

We arrived at my house, luckily not getting chased down. He removed his shirt and threw it on the sofa before walking up to my mothers room. "Cartman!" I called up. "Take you're shirt, you lazy fatass! What point is there to take it off just to go upstairs?"

"Because I'm Eric Cartman, bitch!" He spoke proudly, probably lying on his bed. I walked up to his room and sat beside him, just to push him onto his back. "Fucker." He hissed, sitting up to push me back.

We spent a good 5 minutes just nudging eachother and swearing until he pinned me down and put his knee between my thighs. "Fucking bitch."

"Heh..can't win now, huh?"

"I can still kick you're balls."

"I dare you."

"But then you can't get a girl pregnant because I'll make you're sperm go to someone else."

"What? You're leg?"

"Ew that sounds so fucking gay."

"Dude I am gay."

"W-what?"

"I mean I'm- im not exactly gay but.."

"Bi?"

"Yeah..."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because I'm always scared that you're gonna make fun of me."

"Dude, why would I make fun of who you are?"

"Because others do. But uh, I'm tired. I need sleep." He got off of me and helped me sit up. I yawned in response, watching him tuck himself in while I sat on the other side.

"Fuck it." I got in with him, watching his face twist in shock and slight happiness. "Just roll with it."

"K." I watched him stare me down, not even caring that I was watching him.

"Goodnight."

"Night."

-Sorry it's short ahh-