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How they are with kids | Headcanon

Jack:

-He's just a dad

-"Hey! Don't touch that!"

-he tends to be more of a stricter parent, even though he has times when he's not strict

Davey:

-Looks up tips on how to deal with children

-tries to be nice but eventually has a panic attack

-you'll find him either worrying about the kids, or crying in a corner, no in between

-poor baby

Race:

-"Come on! Let's burn down the house!"

-he is a child

Albert:

-Kid cries? He chucks a toy at them

-kid crying from having a toy chucked at them? He chucks another toy at them

-he does not care about children

-don't let him take care of children or they will probably die

-Albert is my favorite newsie, but man... He's definitely not a good parent/babysitter

Spot:

-Total sweetheart

-you'd expect him to hate kids, but he actually loves them

-"Do you guys want ice cream sandwiches?"

-I can 100% guarantee that he bench presses kids

Specs:

-For some fucking reason, Specs is the cool parent

Kid 1 -"Daaaad ___ is being a meanie!"

Specs -"Did you tell her to stop politely?"

Kid 1 -"... Yesss..."

Specs -"Ask her again."

Kid 1 -"____ please stop being mean."

Kid 2 -"No!"

Specs -"____, is that what we say?"

Kid 2 -"No.... Sorry, bro." 

Kid 1 -"Thanks, daddy! I love you!"

Specs -"No problemo kid. Also I'm not your dad."

Albert -"Why are my kids calling you their dad?"

Jojo:

-Jojo will literally run into their rooms without warning just to tell them that a TV show is on and he knows that the kid likes that show

-he's the most loving and caring guy normally, and it's only amplified with kids

-I love Jojo

Kid Blink:

-There can be no argument that Blink wouldn't be the parent that would play video games with the kids

-but not have the kid's controllers plugged in.

-he cares enough about kids to keep them in sight, but not enough to let them play his game

-children can and will be the death of him

Mush:

-I can guarantee that Mush would wrestle with kids

-of course, he would lose just to make the kids feel strong

-and he would only use about 1% of his power, like Shaggy

-Mush's a total dad character