Buncha Sesame Street incorrect quotes I found on Tumblr

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(Small warning fron future me, this is really long, like over 1000 words long, but whatever enjoy)

Most of these are just Bert and Ernie cuz like 90% of the other characters I do not know one thing about(of course I know Elmo, theres also that fairy, who was it? Abby? idk, and then theres Grover and Cookie Monster and I kinda know Big Bird and Oscar, other than them, I have no idea) cuz like the most Sesame Street I got were these shorts that played occasionally on Disney Jr or Disney Channel

Anyway lets get on with it

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Ernie: Come on, just let me fix the dishwasher! I'll make it work so much better!

Bert: No! You will not screw up our dishwasher, too! Not like you did the blender!

Ernie: What's wrong with the blender? It's the only blender on the block that can puree a brick!

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pfft-

off to a great start

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Bert: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Ernie an inch from his face*

Ernie: So I had this id- stop screaming- So I had this idea.

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I swear to god if these two were the reasons I love these kinds of duo dynamics-

(I mean have you seen some of my OCs?)

(Okay like maybe the Spongebob-Squidward thing was also a factor but hey, at least Bert and Ernie were still able to stay friends despite how polar opposite they are)

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"This taking too long! Me need cookies!"

-Cookie Monster

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Eating is literally the best way to pass the time

change my mind

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"Me eaten nine cookies and me still feel empty"

-Cookie Monster

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Honestly, ikr, like- why is it that you don't get full when eating your favorite food or potato chips?

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Ernie: Look, Bert, look! Look! Look! Look! Bert! Bert! Buddy! Bert! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

Bert: ALL RIGHT! WHAT IS IT?!!

Ernie: Made you look.

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I like that I've never really properly watched the show yet I know this is a very Ernie thing he would do

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Oscar: I have no friends.

Zoe: Then what are are all of us?

Oscar: Headaches.

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Ouch... so true...

Also who's Zoe?-

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Big Bird: So what's it like living with Ernie?

Bert: Last night, Ernie woke up, and the first thing he said was 'I forgot I still have chicken nuggets'.

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