Buncha Happy Tree Friends incorrect quotes I found on Tumblr

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Oh sh!t I'm going this again but with HTF

And yes, I'm currently obsessed with Happy Tree Friends, but before that I was into Sesame Street and DHIMS before that

Those were my quickest phase jumps yet

okay onto the incorrect quotes

Yeet-

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Cuddles: 2676! Great going dude, we were supposed to go two months into the future, not over 600 years!

Sniffles: Hey, I said I was good at building time machines. I never said I was good at math.

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C'mon Cuddles, those are obviously two very different things

Get ur facts straight

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Sniffles: What do we put for cause of death?

Lumpy: Health complications.

Sniffles: But he was beheaded.

Lumpy: Really complicates one's health, doesn't it?

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Why do I feel like a more accurate cause of death would be Fliqpy

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Cuddles: I have an hypothetical question...

Splendid: Okay, shoot.

Cuddles: Well, uh, how’d you feel if somebody just so happened to, um, very accidentally—

(cue loud crash and Flippy screaming)

Cuddles: —put vaseline all over the floor...?

Splendid:

Splendid: You’re so on your own here.

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Cuddles... You idiot run

Just run

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When I die, I want Flippy to lower my coffin, so he can let me down one more time.

-Sneaky, probably

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OH F*CK SHOTS FIRED-

Wait... oh sh!t I shouldn't have said that-

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Splendid: Your baby is so cute! He should be a model!

Pop: Aw, you think so?

Splendid: A model AIRPLANE. (yeets Cub)

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*GASP* SPLENDID YOU ASSHOLE YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN SPLENDONT

But I still love and ship with you with Flippy tho

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Cuddles: Now it's my turn to kiss you. (smooches Giggles)

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