Dear Little Sister

Chapter 34

« Evasion Training »

Itachi looked impassively down at Yuu. "You are a medical nin, correct?"

Yuu, from her place on the ground, nodded in response.

"Medical ninja have to stay on the sidelines in many battles. Evasion is key. If you die, the rest of the team will no longer be able to heal themselves."

Yuu nodded again, staring down at her knees. Abruptly, she moved to the side to dodge the kunai knife Itachi had thrown at her.

She leapt to her feet as he prepared more weapons.

Evasion had always been one of her talents. She was only second to Naruto in losing people on their trail, because according to rumours he had lost ANBU when he'd done pranks and were running. Infiltration was also his forte, because once he somehow stole the scroll of sealing.

AKA, the most protected scroll in the Hokage Tower. Full of forbidden jutsu.

So Miyuki's favourite class had always been evasion training. It was satisfying during spars to see her classmates' faces when she dodged their hilariously obvious kick or punch. Flexibility tended to have a play in that sort of thing.

Yuu cringed at the memory of Miyuki almost breaking her back dodging a punch when she sparred with Iruka-sen— Iruka.

Sidestepping, she grimaced as she just barely missed a poisoned kunai.

"Why are you carrying poisoned kunai on your person?" She asked dryly, eyes twitching.

Itachi noticed that Yuu's eyes had gotten much darker, a lot like the night before when her eyes were black, but they were still definitely purple.

If he had looked closer, he'd have seen three spinning tomoe.

"You're skilled enough," Itachi said lowly. "But your stance is too stiff."

Yuu tensed.

Miyuki never got to learn the stance for female Uchiha when training. Obito had taught her the male version, never having had seen a female doing a spar.

Females were more flexible than men. The same way men are usually more built than women.

Thankfully for her, Itachi had sparred with Izumi back when he was in the academy.

"Widen your stance and drop down lower," he muttered to her.

She complied, lowering herself. Immediately, she felt a sense of relief at the feeling of the strain leaving her legs.

"Oh thank kami," she—Miyuki— all but wailed. "I got taught the male style and I thought I just had messed up legs!"

Itachi blinked.

"You got taught that style?"

Yuu nodded, practising going from standing back into her stance. "Mhm. I grew up around mainly males, that's all."

Itachi tensed, biting his lip.

"Who taught you the Uchiha fighting style, Yuu-chan?"

Yuu's mind blanked out. "Wha-?"

"The style you were practising before was the Uchiha fighting style."

Yuu pressed her lips together tightly.

"YUU-CHANNNN!"

The masked man bounced on his heels. "Yuu-chan, Hidan set the kitchen on fire!"

"He WHAT?"

::

Pein looked up curiously from his desk as he heard muffled screaming coming from across the base.

"HIDAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! HOW IN THE NAME OF THE SAGE OF SIX PATHS DID YOU SET WATER ON FIRE?!"

"I WAS TRYING TO COOK AN EGG, YOU BITCH!"

"YOU DON'T BOIL WATER WHEN YOU FRY AN EGG, YOU USURATONKACHI!"

Konan blanched. "Well that's a new one."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, UN, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS!"

"FUCK OFF, BARBIE, WE'RE HAVING A STANDOFF!"

"HIDAN THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!"

"Should I check on them?" Konan muttered. Pein nodded, eye twitching. Honestly.

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"My kitchen," Miyuki sobbed. "I fucking hate you Hidan. Look what you've done to my poor kitchen. And you laughed at Kakuzu for eating ice cream with chopsticks."

"How the fuck was I supposed to know the water would catch fire?" Hidan yelled, his head about three feet away from his body.

"I'd get it if you were boiling it, but you were trying to fry it. You don't fry an egg in water!"

"You don't?"

Miyuki stomped on his face and broke his nose.

"BITCH!"

"USURATONKACHI!"

A/N
I-
Wow-
That was certainly a chaotic chapter.
I'm poppin out these chapters faster than my aunt poppin out my cousins aHAHAHAH-

Also please excuse any terrible mistakes in my grammar I make chapters too quick and my beta has disappeared and is probably in a ditch somewhere

It's the Akatsuki swearing is mandatory I'm sorry-

Random question, how old do you think I am?

(edit; HAHAHA NOT YALL BEING WRONG ASF)

~ rinnie